Marriage Advice

If your still working 2 jobs and running a coon trapline in Iowa, with a bad knee and general poor health. You need to marry a woman who loves a Real- Go-Getter!
That's the guy that will drop his wife off to work, on the way out to check his traps.
Then when she gets off, he'll go get her!

Quite the plan

Now if you can get her a second job you'll be the best husband ever!

lol, that's what dad did after he retired

mine just asks, "want me to skin or flesh?"

But like BB said, its a lazy man that won't find his wife a second job!

I have always said it take a lazy man that cant find his wife a second job.

If ya handsome just marry a woman with money. Problem solved. I have wimmen fightin over me. I may be related to Savell.
And if a woman don't fina ya handsome, she'll surely find ya handy. Just keep duct tape around.

Part of that is true . BUT if you are smart you get one with her own car . Too much time wasted dropping off and picking up. Can make and run 15-20 more sets in the time spent picking her up....

So no nursing home is safe in NE your saying? LOL Get,em tiger!

DON'T

Beat me to it.

X1,000,000 lol

Get her a second job. Always need more and better traps.

You think that truck is giving him trouble just wait for the wife and kids problems. LOL

You forgot the money sign

I prefer rich, old, and a heart condition.

No nursing homes for me! I draw the line at assisted living facilities. I went thru all the ones in Nebraska, now I'm wintering over in Florida. There's more of a choice here.

It's also advantageous if they drive a SUV so you can borrow it for a trapping vechile.

I guess this will have to do.

lol Saskfly

Bad idea. Having her own car makes it too easy for her to stop at the store and spend all your money she earned!