Caption it

Don't do it Mitsy, don't jump, we'll get you some help...

no coon up here

Either:

"Sit, Master, sit"

or

"I'm dee captain now"

Neuter appointment cancelled today.

"I now identify as a cat. From now on, I wish to be called 'Bubbles.'"

Listen to me ,Don’t go into the light Carol Anne !!!

Misty, like many Trapperman members, is terrified of pitbulls and pitbulls type dogs. Llikewise, later tonight she will "bravely" post how she will shoot or poison her neighbor's pitbulls rather than talk to her neighbors like a normal human being, if their dog gets out.

Keith

Dog Gone

"I am just plain tired of those two butt sniffers , I will stay here till you take them out , I was here first tell your girlfriend to keep her dogs at her place."

Did you kill that spider?

I saw a squirrel I'm tellin ya there was a squirrel up here

Nasty

That was the biggest mouse I've ever seen.

I'm telling you that wasn't no house cat. It was one of them panthers.

And don't come down till yer done dusting all them cabinets with your tail

Lol immediately reminded of me of this classic

Told you I could climb up here lol

Which way did he go, which way did he go?

" I said no vaccine shot!"

Playing the game ' The floor is lava ' 1:09

I know the vegan bacon wasn't good but get down lol

I still need a hand changing this light bulb

I thought your hair was on fire I came up here to put it out

It was a bet boy...I say boy...it was a bet

I'm not eating that

Time for your check up at the vet.