Home

Boris Johnson

Posted By: Grandpa Trapper

Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 04:06 AM

Why doesn’t he ever comb his hair? Is it a gimmick?
Posted By: Mortz

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 04:45 AM

He heard Monty Python was making a come back and he’s gonna try out for a spot.
Posted By: Boco

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 06:01 AM

He has a young wife.
Posted By: crosspatch

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by Boco
He has a young wife.


Yup the hair do works. He might be on to something lol.
Posted By: Posco

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 12:15 PM

Don't hate him just because he's beautiful. I have the same hair...only better. I put a brush to my head for the first time in a decade just a week or two back. Seriously. It looked terrible, contrived. I have one of those heads of hair that nothing can be done for. I shower, dry it with a towel, use my fingers to get it about where it needs to be and go about my business.
Posted By: trapper les

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Boco
He has a young wife.

Good for him !
Posted By: Sprung & Rusty

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Posco
Don't hate him just because he's beautiful. I have the same hair...only better. I put a brush to my head for the first time in a decade just a week or two back. Seriously. It looked terrible, contrived. I have one of those heads of hair that nothing can be done for. I shower, dry it with a towel, use my fingers to get it about where it needs to be and go about my business.

It's called a strait razor.
Posted By: Posco

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Sprung & Rusty

It's called a strait razor.

I have several. Clean the rooftop?
Posted By: Pest's Dad

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Boco
He has a young wife.


And she's about as Anti as it gets.
Posted By: bodycount

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 02:37 PM

I notiiced Joe starting to sniff when he was close to her.
Posted By: Blaine County

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Posco
Don't hate him just because he's beautiful. I have the same hair...only better. I put a brush to my head for the first time in a decade just a week or two back. Seriously. It looked terrible, contrived. I have one of those heads of hair that nothing can be done for. I shower, dry it with a towel, use my fingers to get it about where it needs to be and go about my business.


Same. I haven't used a comb in decades just fingers.
Posted By: newtoga

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 03:17 PM

Must be nice to have hair.
Posted By: headache73

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 03:21 PM

At one time I had a glorious mullet. But it ain't been long enough to worry about for 25 years grin
Posted By: MTtraps

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 03:26 PM

Going by what he said at the G7 meeting, about building back greener,fairer, gender neutral but more feminine way, I'd say the inside of his head matches how the outside looks, a mess.
Posted By: jeff karsten

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by MTtraps
Going by what he said at the G7 meeting, about building back greener,fairer, gender neutral but more feminine way, I'd say the inside of his head matches how the outside looks, a mess.

With all the money the U S is doling out for those "worthy" causes who wouldn't say that Besides prisoners working up and planting crops by hand can't get any greener then that
Posted By: Fisher Man

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 04:19 PM

I don't know what that young wife sees in that creep!
Posted By: KeithC

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 05:02 PM

Boris trades the old wife in for a new wife every 6 or 7 years.

Keith
Posted By: Nittany Lion

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by KeithC
Boris trades the old wife in for a new wife every 6 or 7 years.

Keith


As far as looks go he is getting better at picking wives.
Posted By: Boco

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Fisher Man
I don't know what that young wife sees in that creep!


His nickname is Boris balogna
Posted By: wr otis

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 08:16 PM

He said the other day cabbagehead biden "is a breath of fresh air". That's extremely wrong in every way. Biden's a creepy old swamp creature, his breath probably smells like grim death. Nothing he says is fresh in any possible way.
Posted By: Boco

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 09:07 PM

He probably meant compared to Trump.
Posted By: Grandpa Trapper

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by wr otis
He said the other day cabbagehead biden "is a breath of fresh air". That's extremely wrong in every way. Biden's a creepy old swamp creature, his breath probably smells like grim death. Nothing he says is fresh in any possible way.


Biden is about as fresh as a wilted flower.
Posted By: trapdog1

Re: Boris Johnson - 06/12/21 09:40 PM

Biden is a moron.
© 2024 Trapperman Forums