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Write a sad dinner story with 4 words

Posted By: adam m

Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:49 PM

Or less
Posted By: CTRAPS

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:51 PM

I ate, I puked.
Posted By: trapperkeck

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:52 PM

I burned your steak
Posted By: Cragar

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:57 PM

Joe Biden ice cream
Posted By: wetdog

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:57 PM

I dropped my plate
Posted By: possum63

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:58 PM

My wife cooked again
Posted By: danny clifton

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:00 AM

ketchup on a ribeye
Posted By: Monster Toms

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:00 AM

Leftovers again?
Posted By: Swamp Wolf

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:00 AM

I don't like that....
Posted By: SJA

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:01 AM

Is it ready yet ??? mad
Posted By: SNIPERB🦝

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:01 AM

Steak is well done
Posted By: SNIPERB🦝

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:02 AM

Do you have A1?
Posted By: wetdog

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:04 AM

Why is it moving?
Posted By: Feedinggrounds

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:06 AM

The cook has Covid.....
Posted By: AntiGov

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:06 AM

Propane just ran out !
Posted By: CTRAPS

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:11 AM

Is this your hair?
Posted By: Donnersurvivor

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:13 AM

Eating alone, again.
Posted By: jarentz

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:16 AM

Is that a fly.
Posted By: Law Dog

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:16 AM

It’s all vegan food.
Posted By: Pest's Dad

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:23 AM

Salad. I starve again!
Posted By: KeithC

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:31 AM

Out of bacon.

Keith
Posted By: warrior

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:37 AM

Mother in law's meatloaf.
Posted By: Gary Benson

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:49 AM

wife isn't off work
Posted By: Lufkin Trapper

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:51 AM

Ate beans. Sleeping alone.
Posted By: Whopper Stopper

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:14 AM

Polska kielbasa caused diarrhea
Posted By: MJM

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:15 AM

The food is gone.
Posted By: Broomchaser

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:27 AM

Joes here.
Posted By: Cibarius

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:28 AM

Dinner with a liberal.
Posted By: Sprung & Rusty

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:32 AM

Was dry and salty
Posted By: Half ton

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:37 AM

Can't eat I'm dieting
Posted By: SpottedOwl

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:49 AM

Mother in-law invited.



Glad I don’t have one of them any more.



Owl
Posted By: arcticotter

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:55 AM

Donkey died, daddy cried.
Posted By: run

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by Donnersurvivor
Eating alone, again.

X2.
Posted By: adam m

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:24 AM

Lovely couple.....Just friends
Posted By: Hydropillar

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:26 AM

the turkey is dry
Posted By: adam m

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:27 AM

Chicken tasted funny
Posted By: Leftlane

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:30 AM

This steak is welldone
Posted By: grisseldog

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:32 AM

Chicken noodle soup
Posted By: 20scout

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:12 AM

Sorry officer.....
Posted By: bacatrapper

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:14 AM

ramen noodles from commissary
Posted By: adam m

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:16 AM

Tofu bacon cheese burgers
Posted By: cwtrapper

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:46 AM

McDonald's
Posted By: swift4me

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:48 AM

You invited your mother?
Posted By: Brian Mongeau

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:49 AM

Yuck, ate a mushroom.
Posted By: HobbieTrapper

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:53 AM

Meatless Cheeseburger. frown
Posted By: DWC

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:05 AM

I trusted a fart….
Posted By: EdP

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:14 AM

Where is the meat?


I asked my wife this about 45 years ago when, unknown to me, she made veggie lasagna for dinner. To her credit she hasn't made another dinner meal without meat since. Having grown up with 3 sisters and no brothers she didn't quite understand the male appetitite, but quickly got with the program.
Posted By: Rat_Pack

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:30 AM

Nobody wants to work
Posted By: run

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:42 AM

I dislike fast food.
Posted By: albrahal

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:57 AM

Ketchup on venison? Yuck!
Posted By: run

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:05 PM

Nice thread, OP.
Posted By: ILcooner

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:27 PM

found half a worm
Posted By: Finster

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:33 PM

Dingo ate your baby
Posted By: WI Farmer

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:40 PM

No meat or dairy
Posted By: west river rogue

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:00 PM

my cooking isnt good.
Posted By: Tactical.20

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:03 PM

He died, the end
Posted By: Allan Minear

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:23 PM

Honey you cooked again ?!?! Ha ha
Posted By: west river rogue

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Allan Minear
Honey you cooked again ?!?! Ha ha

lol
Posted By: doublesettrigger

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:17 PM

Rice looks like maggots.
Posted By: Vinke

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 05:44 PM

Ketchup?
Posted By: hippie

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 05:47 PM

None left for you.


Growing up with 7 other siblings, you learn not to be last.
Posted By: Sharon

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 05:51 PM

grin Eat your vegetables now .....
Posted By: Turtledale

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 06:48 PM

Yep that's sheephead
Posted By: BigBob

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 06:57 PM

The gravy is lumpy
Posted By: zallen

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 08:05 PM

Enjoy, it's tofurkey.
Posted By: Nittany Lion

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 08:38 PM

Hamburger Helper and Salad.
Posted By: adam m

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:18 PM

Hosted by Taco Bell
Posted By: adam m

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:57 PM

The mistress walked in
Posted By: adam m

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:15 PM

Gas station sushi
Posted By: stinkypete

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:50 PM

It taste like sheet
Posted By: MNEric

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:46 AM

She’s eating for two
Posted By: MNEric

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:47 AM

Cooking for myself again
Posted By: grisseldog

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:48 AM

Cricket head in peas



Actually happen
Posted By: Hornady Reloader

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:55 AM

Wife used the grill
Posted By: charles

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:57 AM

You scale these fish?
Posted By: nvwrangler

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 01:02 AM

When she says " we're starting a diet"
Posted By: 52Carl

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 03:57 AM

Destroying Angel of Death.
Posted By: RonH

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 07:49 AM

Your turn to buy

Bring plenty of tums

It's not real meat

It's only one maggot

Grool would've been better
Posted By: Wolfdog91

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 07:53 AM

"Your card was Declined"
Posted By: Ryan McLeod

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 09:26 AM

Whaddya mean no meat?
Posted By: ky_coyote_hunter

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 10:24 AM

X-Wife, waitress eek
Posted By: bobsheedy

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 10:43 AM


This is great, Honey.
Posted By: Foxpaw

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 11:10 AM

My stomach just meowed
Posted By: run

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:48 PM

Worms in the butter. True story.
Posted By: mask bandit

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 04:52 PM

What in the world .
Posted By: Donnie H

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 05:40 PM

Yep...burnt it again...lol
Posted By: Lance Squires

Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 06:45 PM

This has actually happened at our house when my wife has cooked.

Fire Truck's here.
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