Posted By: adam m
Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:49 PM
Or less
Write a sad dinner story with 4 words
Posted By: CTRAPS
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:51 PM
I ate, I puked.
Posted By: trapperkeck
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:52 PM
I burned your steak
Posted By: Cragar
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:57 PM
Joe Biden ice cream
Posted By: wetdog
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:57 PM
I dropped my plate
Posted By: possum63
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/13/21 11:58 PM
My wife cooked again
Posted By: danny clifton
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:00 AM
ketchup on a ribeye
Posted By: Monster Toms
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:00 AM
Leftovers again?
Posted By: Swamp Wolf
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:00 AM
I don't like that....
Posted By: SJA
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:01 AM
Is it ready yet ??? 
Posted By: SNIPERBBB
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:01 AM
Steak is well done
Posted By: SNIPERBBB
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:02 AM
Do you have A1?
Posted By: wetdog
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:04 AM
Why is it moving?
Posted By: Feedinggrounds
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:06 AM
The cook has Covid.....
Posted By: AntiGov
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:06 AM
Propane just ran out !
Posted By: CTRAPS
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:11 AM
Is this your hair?
Posted By: Donnersurvivor
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:13 AM
Eating alone, again.
Posted By: jarentz
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:16 AM
Is that a fly.
Posted By: Law Dog
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:16 AM
It’s all vegan food.
Posted By: Pest's Dad
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:23 AM
Salad. I starve again!
Posted By: KeithC
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:31 AM
Out of bacon.
Keith
Keith
Posted By: warrior
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:37 AM
Mother in law's meatloaf.
Posted By: Gary Benson
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:49 AM
wife isn't off work
Posted By: Lufkin Trapper
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:51 AM
Ate beans. Sleeping alone.
Posted By: Whopper Stopper
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:14 AM
Polska kielbasa caused diarrhea
Posted By: MJM
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:15 AM
The food is gone.
Posted By: Broomchaser
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:27 AM
Joes here.
Posted By: Cibarius
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:28 AM
Dinner with a liberal.
Posted By: Sprung & Rusty
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:32 AM
Was dry and salty
Posted By: Half ton
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:37 AM
Can't eat I'm dieting
Posted By: SpottedOwl
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:49 AM
Mother in-law invited.
Glad I don’t have one of them any more.
Owl
Glad I don’t have one of them any more.
Owl
Posted By: arcticotter
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 01:55 AM
Donkey died, daddy cried.
Posted By: run
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:11 AM
Originally Posted by Donnersurvivor
Eating alone, again.
X2.
Posted By: adam m
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:24 AM
Lovely couple.....Just friends
Posted By: Hydropillar
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:26 AM
the turkey is dry
Posted By: adam m
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:27 AM
Chicken tasted funny
Posted By: Leftlane
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:30 AM
This steak is welldone
Posted By: grisseldog
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:32 AM
Chicken noodle soup
Posted By: 20scout
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:12 AM
Sorry officer.....
Posted By: bacatrapper
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:14 AM
ramen noodles from commissary
Posted By: adam m
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:16 AM
Tofu bacon cheese burgers
Posted By: cwtrapper
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:46 AM
McDonald's
Posted By: swift4me
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:48 AM
You invited your mother?
Posted By: Brian Mongeau
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:49 AM
Yuck, ate a mushroom.
Posted By: HobbieTrapper
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:53 AM
Meatless Cheeseburger. 
Posted By: DWC
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:05 AM
I trusted a fart….
Posted By: EdP
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:14 AM
Where is the meat?
I asked my wife this about 45 years ago when, unknown to me, she made veggie lasagna for dinner. To her credit she hasn't made another dinner meal without meat since. Having grown up with 3 sisters and no brothers she didn't quite understand the male appetitite, but quickly got with the program.
I asked my wife this about 45 years ago when, unknown to me, she made veggie lasagna for dinner. To her credit she hasn't made another dinner meal without meat since. Having grown up with 3 sisters and no brothers she didn't quite understand the male appetitite, but quickly got with the program.
Posted By: Rat_Pack
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:30 AM
Nobody wants to work
Posted By: run
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:42 AM
I dislike fast food.
Posted By: albrahal
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:57 AM
Ketchup on venison? Yuck!
Posted By: run
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:05 PM
Nice thread, OP.
Posted By: ILcooner
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:27 PM
found half a worm
Posted By: Finster
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:33 PM
Dingo ate your baby
Posted By: WI Farmer
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 12:40 PM
No meat or dairy
Posted By: west river rogue
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:00 PM
my cooking isnt good.
Posted By: Tactical.20
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:03 PM
He died, the end
Posted By: Allan Minear
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:23 PM
Honey you cooked again ?!?! Ha ha
Posted By: west river rogue
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 03:32 PM
Originally Posted by Allan Minear
Honey you cooked again ?!?! Ha ha
lol
Posted By: doublesettrigger
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 04:17 PM
Rice looks like maggots.
Posted By: Vinke
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 05:44 PM
Ketchup?
Posted By: hippie
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 05:47 PM
None left for you.
Growing up with 7 other siblings, you learn not to be last.
Growing up with 7 other siblings, you learn not to be last.
Posted By: Sharon
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 05:51 PM
Eat your vegetables now .....
Posted By: Turtledale
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 06:48 PM
Yep that's sheephead
Posted By: BigBob
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 06:57 PM
The gravy is lumpy
Posted By: zallen
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 08:05 PM
Enjoy, it's tofurkey.
Posted By: Nittany Lion
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 08:38 PM
Hamburger Helper and Salad.
Posted By: adam m
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:18 PM
Hosted by Taco Bell
Posted By: adam m
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 10:57 PM
The mistress walked in
Posted By: adam m
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:15 PM
Gas station sushi
Posted By: stinkypete
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/14/21 11:50 PM
It taste like sheet
Posted By: MNEric
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:46 AM
She’s eating for two
Posted By: MNEric
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:47 AM
Cooking for myself again
Posted By: grisseldog
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:48 AM
Cricket head in peas
Actually happen
Actually happen
Posted By: Hornady Reloader
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:55 AM
Wife used the grill
Posted By: charles
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:57 AM
You scale these fish?
Posted By: nvwrangler
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 01:02 AM
When she says " we're starting a diet"
Posted By: 52Carl
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 03:57 AM
Destroying Angel of Death.
Posted By: RonH
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 07:49 AM
Your turn to buy
Bring plenty of tums
It's not real meat
It's only one maggot
Grool would've been better
Bring plenty of tums
It's not real meat
It's only one maggot
Grool would've been better
Posted By: Wolfdog91
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 07:53 AM
"Your card was Declined"
Posted By: Ryan McLeod
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 09:26 AM
Whaddya mean no meat?
Posted By: ky_coyote_hunter
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 10:24 AM
X-Wife, waitress 
Posted By: bobsheedy
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 10:43 AM
This is great, Honey.
Posted By: Foxpaw
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 11:10 AM
My stomach just meowed
Posted By: run
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 12:48 PM
Worms in the butter. True story.
Posted By: mask bandit
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 04:52 PM
What in the world .
Posted By: Donnie H
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 05:40 PM
Yep...burnt it again...lol
Posted By: Lance Squires
Re: Write a sad dinner story with 4 words - 06/15/21 06:45 PM
This has actually happened at our house when my wife has cooked.
Fire Truck's here.
Fire Truck's here.