Gaahden mystery Veggie ..HELP !

We planted theses “ things” from seed “ of course ,can’t remembah what the heck it is. Can anyone identify it ? Some type of Swiss chard ..maybe ? Thanks for any help

Looks like Kale

yup


eat 10 pounds of it and let us know if you get an urge to trade the musclcah for a subaru and a man bun

First thought was kale

Chard isnt that ragged, at least the varieties I have. Is that lettuce beside it in the first pic? Could be lettuce if you got a salad mix of lettuce seeds.

Kale or kohlrabi. Definitely a brassica of the kale/collard group.

Yes…lettuce ..plus the chard we have grown in the past,doesn’t have a root base ,like this stuff

Nothing like a big bowl of plain Kale! MMMM-MMMM-MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Going to need a bottle of some kind of imported mineral wattah to wash that down! Any kind of alcohol will give you a bad case of bloat!

Moosetrot

Got any good kale recipes Moosie ?

Goats gotta eat too.
I'd call them weeds lol.
I try new stuff too, just might like it.

Looks just like the light toned Kale I have bought along with the purple /green toned kale.

Nessie, I just lightly steam mine, serve with wee bit of ACV, salt, peppah and BUTTAH ! Anything on the side will go with it.

Surely you are jesting...as I was. Maybe Tom Brady eats Kale, though! I think Kale is the Tofu of the lettuce family.

Moosetrot

Moosie…yup…your post was dripping with sarcasm….

Sounds good Sharon…I put apple cider vinegah on my spinach…so it looks like I’ll be having some Kale tonight….and growing a man bun….

Bacon grease, smoked neckbones or hocks, jowl bacon, some vinegar and hot peppers, chicken stock, onions or garlic.

I swear folks know nothing of cooking greens and veggies. Kale, collards or any type of greens is fine eating if you add enough bacon grease. LOL

You should save some of that Kale and serve it up for the next NFL game or Hockey playoff! Nothing starts a party bettah than a big bowl of Kale!

Moosetrot

Mixed in with some romaine lettuce, beet greens, spinach, cauliflower, broccoli, radishes, edible pod peas (all garden fresh) and some good cold fish, cheese and salsa dressing it tastes really good. Also good with crumbled bacon.

Bryce

But why waste good bacon grease on ruffage?

I have to spend a Wintah in the South and catch up on cooking collard greens and kale…that sound delicious. I’ll give the South that…they have great tasting food…I think…Nevah been there. But I could see myself ,eating my way through Louisiana,Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia

LOL no sahhhhh- NO man bun or skinny jeans ...or Birkenstocks

Warrior's recipe is very good too.

You're more than welcome, anytime.

To me the beauty of most Southern cooking isn't fancy ingredients. It's the making do with a little of nothing and making it good.
Corn meal ain't much more than ground stock feed but a little buttermilk, some bacon grease salt and soda and you got cornbread.
Field peas was originally stock feed but dried peas a hambone some stock and onion maybe a pot of hot pepper or a handful of okra and you got solid sustenance.
Yard bird ain't much to look at but some flour and seasoning and and fry it up.

One thing I try to do when trying other cultures cooking is to seek out a try what the common folks eat.

Cattle feed.

Round up?????

Man oh man, Id of never thunk you to be one of them kale eaters, lol

I'm more surprised he hasn't woke the spelling po lice with that accent lol.
The Brady comment was golden.

adjustment required

Is kale a good remedy for bowel blockage ?

Use colon blow

Probably kind of difficult to stuff it in there, but it might work!

Moosetrot

I always thought southerners ate alot of steamed vegetables. Nothing more heart healthy than southern cooking.

If by steaming you mean boiling water then yeah we steam them. LOL.

Run that stuff through a goat..then eat the goat...

Haha go back and read Warriors post- why do you think I had a heart attack or 3?

My brother and his wife make a blended shake for breakfast every other day with kale, blueberries and some other crap. They say it is magical, but the rest of their diet is crap. Go figure.

If I had to drink that in the morning I'd puke. To each his own.

I've never eaten kale, but I love swiss chard with olive oil, garlic and BACON.

Pete

"Crap" is the key word in your post when used in the context of Kale.

Roosevelt.