Posted By: HobbieTrapper
Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 05:00 PM
And help me off the ledge.
Posted By: Ryan McLeod
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 05:02 PM
How do you make a jam sandwich when you have no jam?
Take a piece of bread in each hand and jam them together.
Posted By: nvwrangler
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 05:03 PM
Did you hear the one:
Until they invented crowbars
Crows had to drink at home.
Posted By: yotetrapper30
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 05:05 PM
"The withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan was a success" - Joe Biden
Posted By: nvwrangler
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 05:11 PM
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"
The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife
Posted By: Mad Scientist
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 05:27 PM
You know why fish are so smart?
They live in schools!
Posted By: tomahawker
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 06:12 PM
Whud the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam
Posted By: tomahawker
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 06:19 PM
Two buddies spread out in the woods opening morning for deer. Come daylight one hears the other screaming and yelling like a madman, so he runs to the screams and sees his buddy shakin like leaf. Asks him what’s wrong, buddy says whew! Thank the lord you got here, squirrel crawled up my pants and said I can eat em here or take em home. He run off when you came up and bless you for a quick run cause I’s about to start shootin!
What did one fireman say to the other after crashing the fire truck into a tree.
Man this is our best time on scene yet!
the other fireman said "I know this is going to be impossible to beat."
Posted By: Turtledale
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 07:31 PM
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body
Then I was born
Posted By: Hern
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 07:39 PM
Why do Hummingbirds hum?
They don't know the words.
Posted By: Trapper7
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 07:56 PM
What's the difference between George Washington and Abraham Lincoln?
They both had a beard except for Washington.
Posted By: Moosetrot
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 08:08 PM
How do you say "calf" in Chinese?
"Young cow"
Bwahhhhhh-ha-ha-haaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
Moosetrot
Posted By: 3 Fingers
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 08:09 PM
What’s the last thing they do to a tickle me Elmo doll before it leaves the factory? Give him 2 test tickles
Posted By: Trapper7
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 08:23 PM
If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Posted By: Nittany Lion
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/15/21 09:26 PM
It depends on which leg is wooden, need more info.
Posted By: kseric
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke - 09/16/21 02:44 PM
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.- Joe Biden