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Casting for WWII Documentary

Posted By: T-Rex

Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/27/21 01:59 PM

As the Casting Director for an upcoming WWII documentary film; I need some help finding actors for an infinite number of roles. A few I may try to hire, are:
  • Anthony Fauci for Dr. Josef Mengele
  • Jen Psaki for Josef Goebbels
  • Pete Buttigeig as Supply Minister for the Eastern front.
  • Dr Jill Biden for Ava Braun.
  • Joe Biden as the Commandant of Stelag 13
  • Kamala Harris as Schultz Maybe not, might not be able to follow orders
  • Alec Baldwin for Concentration camp/POW firing squad
  • Gen. Mark Miley staging the failed Hitler Assassination
Posted By: Leftlane

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/27/21 02:10 PM

grin
Posted By: danvee

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/27/21 02:15 PM

Will be a hit cartoon for a child like yourself.
Posted By: GREENCOUNTYPETE

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/27/21 03:14 PM

best not hire that fly by night prop company your likely to have a B17 prop failure wink
Posted By: jeff karsten

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/27/21 03:20 PM

Are you filming at the southern border
Posted By: T-Rex

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by danvee
Will be a hit cartoon for a child like yourself.
Anyone that can conclude that the doc. will be a cartoon and the writer is a child from those few words deserves a spot on the supreme court. That reminds me: I'll bet there's a spot in the film for Merrick Garland. And animation might work just fine considering the cast, so far.
Originally Posted by GREENCOUNTYPETE
best not hire that fly by night prop company your likely to have a B17 prop failure wink
That's what insurance is for. They say the insurance for the Rust movie should cover the damages. What is a life or two worth, anyway?
Originally Posted by jeff karsten
Are you filming at the southern border
Not this time. Maybe for something else. The only people I would expect to find down there are hard working, but suppressed enforcement types, and wetbacks. No WWII resemblance that I can see.
Posted By: Lugnut

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by danvee
Will be a hit cartoon for a child like yourself.


Uh oh, you’ve insulted all of danvee’s heros and triggered him.
Posted By: Pawnee

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 10:44 AM

The cast looks perfect! Only problem I see is getting folks to watch it laugh
Posted By: T-Rex

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 12:50 PM

I have edited my original list.
The attempted assassination of Hitler shouldn't be overlooked. I'll try to get Gen. Mark Miley as a consultant/actor to handle that scene.
Posted By: Rat Masterson

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 01:23 PM

Get coonman to write the script, make it a mystery.
Posted By: Squash

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 02:10 PM

Kamala as Tokyo Rose
Posted By: Sprung & Rusty

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Lugnut
Originally Posted by danvee
Will be a hit cartoon for a child like yourself.


Uh oh, you’ve insulted all of danvee’s heros and triggered him.

He's angry that he didn't get a part.
Posted By: T-Rex

Re: Casting for WWII Documentary - 10/28/21 04:02 PM

Go easy on poor danvee. I think his cartoon idea was excellent. We probably have enough audio on most of these folks to edit and create a great animated version. Maybe TrapStickMan type characters could work.
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