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And so it begins

Posted By: chas3457

And so it begins - 02/01/22 11:29 PM

The night of a thousand waterfalls. cry Anybody that's done 'pre op' prep, knows what I'm talking about. eek

I'll be away from the puter for a while. whistle

Charlie
Posted By: frank1969

Re: And so it begins - 02/01/22 11:32 PM

Good luck Charlie
Posted By: Gary Benson

Re: And so it begins - 02/01/22 11:44 PM

At least it tastes delicious.
Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 12:05 AM

You'll be all wiped out by midnight sick
Posted By: danny clifton

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 12:07 AM

I dont envy you at all. Keep us apprised of your recovery.
Posted By: DRF

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 12:21 AM

Bout half way through mine I gave in and just moved the tv into the bathroom. Good luck!
Posted By: Turtledale

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 12:36 AM

Usually cures me from wanting Gatorade for a month
Posted By: sandhiller78

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 12:43 AM

No biggie. Premium quality tp does help.
Posted By: 52Carl

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 01:41 AM

Do what I did towards the end when you are basically shooting out water.
Step outside on level ground. Bend over forward, knees bent, and clench extra hard prior to release. You should be able reach 20-30 feet. You'll need a witness and a tape measure for confirmation. No pictures required!!!
Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by Turtledale
Usually cures me from wanting Gatorade for a month

I haven't drank lemonade in years because of that
Posted By: Savell

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 01:46 AM

Hope all goes well Chas
Posted By: lee steinmeyer

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by 52Carl
Do what I did towards the end when you are basically shooting out water.
Step outside on level ground. Bend over forward, knees bent, and clench extra hard prior to release. You should be able reach 20-30 feet. You'll need a witness and a tape measure for confirmation. No pictures required!!!

Wife and I had a good belly laugh on that comment, Carl! She was laughing harder than I was when reading it to her!
Posted By: Marty B

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 02:32 AM

Posted By: Finster

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 02:34 AM

Took me awhile but I got it! LOL....
Posted By: chas3457

Re: And so it begins - 02/02/22 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by Finster
Took me awhile but I got it! LOL....


grin


laugh Charlie
Posted By: 52Carl

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by lee steinmeyer

Wife and I had a good belly laugh on that comment, Carl! She was laughing harder than I was when reading it to her!

Well Lee, Folks have had a lot to say about me. Some of it good, but one thing that I have always been known for - I'm a giver...
Posted By: Macthediver

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 01:47 AM

Do it early and do it often.
Good luck.

Mac
Posted By: Diggerman

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 01:50 AM

When they show you the pictures or video, you will realize that it was all for the good,
Posted By: adam m

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 01:52 AM

Not looking forward to my next one.
Posted By: Moosetrot

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 02:15 AM

Hang time is an important part of the equation.

Moosetrot
Posted By: uplandpointer

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 03:44 AM

It says to drink it over a period of time. They arn't lying, when I started i drank some and said it isn't that bad so I thought lets get it over with. The next thing I knew it was coming out of both ends. Not pleasant
Posted By: Bruce T

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 03:47 AM

Hang in there.
Posted By: Dillrod

Re: And so it begins - 02/03/22 04:17 PM

Rumor has it that coke straws increase the velocity.
A strong pinch point is important if trying it.

Records are meant to be broken !
Posted By: 52Carl

Re: And so it begins - 02/04/22 03:08 AM

This reminds me of the time when I drank too much beer too fast in a bar. I had to step outside for a bit for some fresh air. Turned out I needed a little more than fresh air. I felt it coming up so I thought, "well, lets see what we can do with this." My buddy had followed me out and we were standing behind a car when I aimed high to see how far a guy can projectile vomit. I cleared all the way to the front of the hood. Problem was, I was too drunk to realize that it was my buddy's car. He didn't do anything about it due to him being thusly motivated to relieve himself similarly on his boots. Rookie.
Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: And so it begins - 02/04/22 03:12 AM

Originally Posted by 52Carl
This reminds me of the time when I drank too much beer too fast in a bar. I had to step outside for a bit for some fresh air. Turned out I needed a little more than fresh air. I felt it coming up so I thought, "well, lets see what we can do with this." My buddy had followed me out and we were standing behind a car when I aimed high to see how far a guy can projectile vomit. I cleared all the way to the front of the hood. Problem was, I was too drunk to realize that it was my buddy's car. He didn't do anything about it due to him being thusly motivated to relieve himself similarly on his boots. Rookie.

Gross
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