For the haters.

Now I know you’re jealous. Lol.

You never stop inspiring me

Why didn't I think of that ??

John Boy, what am I gonna do with you?! Hope you put a patch on all those holes before using!

As Red Green would say, " If the ladies don't find ya handsome, they'll find ya handy."

Lee, critics say those holes are for a man’s dignity to run out but I know better.

I married the luckiest woman in Montucky. Lol.

Are the Crocs for sale?

Leftlane said that you have to put the heal straps to the back when it gets snowy or we out or when there are leaves on the ground or mud.

The shoes that somehow manages to throw about every other rock that’s under the shoe up under your foot and the between the shoe. LOL

Snaring shoes. Great for making a trail in the snow for setting snares.

I gotta admit.... I judge when I see a person wearing them things.

The holes are for your Dignity to drain out of.

Now you need some wool socks and your set.

What else would someone wear who drives a Prius!

Once I put them on, brother, they automatically go up in value, run. It’s like having a white Michael Jackson glove after it’s been worn. Lol.
Scuba Steve, that’s just a fancy way of saying, “4 wheel drive” in Montana.

Sasker-rama, you missed the 4 wheel drive part. These automatically increase testosterone by 1.21 gigawatts. Lol.

Russians are gonna pay if they invade Ukraine. What else? Lol.

Real men can wear crocs and socks confidently!!! I'm not sure about the plows on them but in couple inches of snow I think you could pull it off.

Hippie! You need Jesus!
This statement makes Einstein look like a 4th grader. Brilliant!
Ha! Proof that you’ve done this before!

Jayme, I knew you’d get it. It’s just science. Follow the science!

You know fur prices are low when.......................,.....................

Your Prius or the shoes?

Just don't put them on the wrong feet. You never will get your snow plowed then!!

Adapt Improvise Overcome

Don’t let John fool you,,,,
he only wears crocks because he does not want you to see the pink toenail polish in the open toe sandals…….

“I make your foot so prity mister John” ( in a Asia voice)

That's so hilarious John

Dave, don’t give away our secrets. Lol.

Semper Fi.

This is true. I can’t afford the loss of height by having a lump of snow between the ole’ legs.

…you plow your way to the coyotes? Lol.

Need to be adjustable so you can drag them like a box blade to smooth over tracks in the mud

Amateur. That's when you hook the straps behind your heels and moonwalk. John has been doing that since they came out.

Must be standard cold weather issue for Jarheads???

That which does not kill you, makes you stronger.

John
How long did the doctor say you would have to wear them shoes?

He said it puts the lotion in the basket! I don’t remember. Lol.

Turquoise ones are for swimmers in PA.

Once I put them on, brother, they automatically go up in value, run. LOL how much?

I really hate wearing them things but they slip on so easy I do morning chores with them often if it’s dry, but I’m cussing the junk that gets caught under my feet saying I’m done wearing them then a few days later I’m in a hurry I’m back at them again cussing all the way. LOL

It’s like a crock addiction I need to go to Crocks Anonymous maybe.

Camo. The only way to go.

Run, I’ll have to let the museum know you want them instead. Lol.

Almost time to out the flag up. 29 more minutes.

Those camo crocs are cool. They make your feet invisible.

Living on the edge here...... I took the heel straps of mine to go faster.

Holy Moses! Better keep it on cruise control!

Sorry John

Ya want to see me in those bad boy after a couple of jars of moonshine doing doughnuts in front of the boat. And I thought they go well with my Adonis body. Just a silhouette of me on the back of my truck gets girls to faint. Them crocks are just the icing.

Saskers, bring a case of that generic Pilsner down or you’re sleeping in the shop.


Scuba, I don’t know what to say. I am NOT turned on. Lol.

Well you aint no girl, so you is just jealous

Girls judge too!

Generic eh! Lol

I’ll sleep in your shop. Good cigars,generic beer and I’ll even put up a few of your nice coyotes!

Ok, you can sleep inside. We can even go get some of those chocolate covered cinnamon bears for the wife.