Oh, the FEMALE BRAIN ! can ANYONE figure it out?

Why is it that they can flat out tell you to do one thing, and then 2 Months later, tell you to do the EXACT opposite, of what they told you to do; 2 Months earlier? And when you show them proof of what they said 2 Months prior, they get all bent out of shape, because you have proof to back up what they originally said !!!!!

OH OH, OH No, you did not pull the proof card??????????????? I cant help you now.

Answer . . .

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how right you are.

So right he might get the couch instead of the dog house

Been nice knowin' ya Canvasback.

Just shut up! That's the ONLY thing that has worked in my experience!

Well said, and sooooo true!!!

All this over Solid Brass Vs Chrome Bail Pulls for an 8 drawer Dresser ! She said Solid Brass. So, that is what she got. Then, she says "I said CHROME " Um, no, she did not !!

There are two theories about arguing with women, . . . and neither of them work.

Seriously,!!! All this fuss and stress over drawer pulls………. What happens when it is a matter of life and death???? Unreal!!

Statistically, the man usually dies.

Yes, there again she is right...thanks for pointing that out!

Buddy there is a woman that's kids shoot on our kids home school archery team. She got her kids to the shoot an hour late said she was told it started at 11 not 10. So when my wife pulled it up on our home page and showed her it said 10 she b waved her hand and shook her head and said I don't look at that. When my wife said well you must have because you commented on it right here she doubled down and said that was what she was told when they called her. Funny thing no body called anyone. Some people just can't admit that we y made a mistake. It has to be blamed on someone else.

Bad Deal you did that! Learn

I can figure it out. It has a disability. There, u are welcome.

Feelings motivate a woman; facts and reasoning are pointless objects that just get in the way of what they want

Why does the initial post remind me of the company I work for?? Been a couple years ago, but I got called and bless out about a job I did. They asked what possessed me to do it that way? I asked if they were in front of a computer and was told yes. I pulled up their last email that stated how to do the job and forwarded it back to them…all I heard was crickets. I finally asked if they got the email and please read it back to me. All I got in response was a new procedure was drafted last week and we should be getting an email about it soon and they hung up. 6 months later the email with the new procedure came out, lol!!

A guy did an angel a big favor and the angel asked if he needed anything and if he did he would send the request on to God. The guy said that he was afraid of heights and couldn't fly and got sea sick on boats. He said he always wanted to go to Hawaii and wondered if God could build a bridge so he could drive. The angel gave God the request and God said, does he know how much material and manpower that would take? Tell him to request something else. So the angel told him that was an extra big project and for him to request something else. The guy thought and said he always wondered why women think the way they do and if God would just explain their actions and emotions to him. The angel gave God the new request and God replied. How soon does he need that bridge built !

Haha Foxpaw,

First part is true, second not so much. Feelings DO motivate women. But then, for the most part, we use facts and reasoning to either prove or disprove our feelings. If the facts we find DO prove our feelings, you'll never hear the end of it. If they disprove them, you'll never hear another word about it, lol.

It's a woman's prerogative is the answer I've always heard.

Estrogen is a psychotropic drug.

I don't know about the validity of this, but back when there was a lot of debate about women being on the front lines of battle, that they might not be as apt to run into the face of almost certain danger because they think with their whole brain. Instead of only one half of their brain at a time like men do.

To fully understand a woman you have to be a woman. I’m good with not fully understanding women.

Thats funny white dog. I don't believe wimmin understand wimmin.

How’d the couch sleep last night?

I don't think women even understand women.

That female brain has a fuse box and a reset switch. Takes flowers or jewelry to reset the switch.

You are right.


(See how easy that is Canvasback2? )

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Next month she may want brass.

Yes, yes they do. It resets itself, usually once a month.

They are all crazy just to varying degrees. You just have to find one that's crazy lines up with yours.

Like a racoon you bottle feed and the crazy starts around puberty. Before that that coon was sweet and safe after you never know how it will react.

I know I will not win an argument with my wife. But for the sake of men everywhere I argue anyway.

Don't you patronize me you ^&(^*%*&!!!


LOL kidding.



I 100% don't understand most women. Most of them don't think anything like the way I think. But I've found that once in a while I understand them while Pete doesn't.... but that's a rare occurrence. Usually Pete and I agree they're just psychopaths, lol.

You know nothing of women.How to deal with them is,,keep getting in their way around the house.They will get sick of you being in the way,,and will tell you to "Go hunting or fishing or something,,just get out and out of my way". Then your free.

Friend of mine states," even the good ones short circuit now and then"...boy howdy!

Funny thread.

You can be right or happily married but can't be both.

You have been scammed and held hostage. No going back for you unless you change women. Flowers and jewelry for when they earn it or you just want to show appreciation. Sex is not part of earning it. No need to be held hostage for a nessesity in life. If flowers and jewelry is demanded, time to cut back or change women. I am 71 years old and have been married to the same women for I think 47 years. Not really sure on that but close.

Angela

I'll leave the door open to the possibility that a gal that hunts with a hound or traps may have an ability to see the facts and adjust their feelings accordingly because you say so but I never been around on so far.

At least it's nice to know that I'm not alone in the boat.

If there is a reset switch, it is wired to exclude anything that you have said or done to make her mad at any point in your relationship, no matter how dearly you may have paid for said infraction, regardless of how much time has lapsed. It WILL be brought up again.