Caption it

Want me to grind that up for you Old Man?

I"m stuck.

Yes sir, cyanide

My toofer is caught.

Im expecting a silver alert on my phone at any minute now

Photo taken seconds after biden pooped his pants while eating pizza.

Keith

No i did not eat pizza.

This is a good hamburger.

Hey, two hands on the pizza buddy

True International da Pizza!

That pizza looks too tough for me.

Two in the background are sayin"When poopy pants child sniffer chokes on that,,I aint helpin em"

Sir, I'll take that court martial now.

I left my teeth at home.....

"Do they know you are out in public unsupervised?"

let it rain arty let it rain

Cmon Man,,you know,,the thing.

Can't even caption that, it's just Unreal

Four of America's finest trying not to BARF.




Charlie

Did Bill Cosby make this ?

This ain't DiGiorno pizza!

"You guys don't look so tough. I know a real bad dude named Corn Pop. Wanna rub my hairy legs?"

I did it all by myself,what do I get for hitting my mouth!

DANGER CLOSE, FIRE FOR EFFECT!

I am a complete and utter moron.

I wrote er I won er er um my legs black kids corn pop a,a,a,and they swiched places this is my sister ,,you aint black,,CMON MAN

This pizza can't stay, it has to go !

He looks confused even eating…

Perfect

Ya know none of us know how to do the Hiemlick maneuver don't you?

This pizza is for you Ukrainian Soldiers Go-Gettum

Ahhhhh, This is great ! ....... my favorite flavor milkshake !

3 of 4 so this is what being used for a political photo op feels like , I feel kind of used and dirty.
4th , oh god I voted for this , why , why , well keep pretending I didn't so the others don't catch on.

They still don't trust him with cutlery

"Sir, the pizza is for the Ukrainian refugee children, we have MREs."

Someone frag this.....

That was a good idea giving him that pizza. He is quiet now, finally!

Keep filling your pie hole it will keep you from talking!!

Putin wouldn't dare take me on when it comes to pizza eating!