Posted By: 330-Trapper
Marriage therapy - 04/22/22 02:55 AM
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to a marriage counselor.
The wife spoke first and carefully listed every problem they had ever had in all the years they had been married: neglected anniversaries, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally the therapist got up, embraced and kissed the wife long and passionately as her husband watched.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
The wife spoke first and carefully listed every problem they had ever had in all the years they had been married: neglected anniversaries, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally the therapist got up, embraced and kissed the wife long and passionately as her husband watched.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
