May - Memes

Haha!

Lake Lanier north of Atlanta full of multimillion dollar yachts and houseboats with nowhere to go.

Truth to that meme

Second hand lions, good movie

That's Scuba's mountaintop retreat. LOL

Well there was this salesman....

That's better than my cow named 3

Been listening to Scuba, again?

Good one!

Good one 330 (I think we know a guy that'd try it )

Sure Do^^^^

Hahahaha ^^^

^^ I seen this a few times when I used to guide duck hunting!

Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman

were having coffee in St. Peters Square .


The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,

everyone calls him 'Father'."



The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room

people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room

everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room

people call him 'Your Holiness'.”



Since the lone Catholic woman was

sipping her coffee in silence,

The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies,


I have a daughter,


SLIM & TALL

40" D Breasts

24" WAIST and

34" HIPS





When she walks into a room, people say,

“SWEET JESUS"

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears.

"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you, " the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard.

"Alright, " he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat. "

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.

Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.

"I know! I'll have a shower of meat! "

Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.

The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.

"I've got it! " he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower! "

Chris

I only need tip number two. We’ll see how my later years go

Why do folks not mention my name in this meme ?? ... just the one with a boat in a puddle and driving around in a barrel. .... I just can't have nice things I guess.

Sorry. Didn't know you had a mullet.

If you REALLY look like her, you need to post more pics!

Grow your own fruit, Gary. Stop messing around in the grocery store.

Shouldn't have been eating it Gary

Talk about destiny......

Love it Adam^^^ Barney

Haha Truth

Chris

Still use mine. Not Camo though.

Yep, the old "pile cap" to the drill sgts that struggled with English.

And if you ever wore it you know what cold is.

Never had a woodland camo one. All of mine are plain OD green. My wife hates it when I wear it, flaps up or down!

Chris

A day late but still funny

That’s a good one

Hahaha

A little late but still funny.

Sounds about right.

Point not valid...screw Trekkis!

Dad gave me his old "helmet, flying winter" this weekend. Definitely old school. Now I can trap in early 70s fashion.

Got it.

Got it

Got it

Whole Foods might be selling Planned Parenthood products nowadays.

It's all fun and games til the trees start humming "Country Roads"

Lol GRP that’s good

Love it

Keith

Keith

For Sharon. A friend of mines daughter and the horse she rides.



Keith

LOL ! A photo bomb from both ! A well-dressed girl and her pony. Stylin' ! Thank you, Keith

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I want one, or two!

I'll take a dozen!

It's a real thing I am tellin ya. I used to have a t-shirt that said sorry about what I said when we were workin cattle

Actually, more often than you think!

One of the best movies EVER!

Garry-

Oh yeah, the Robert Duvall scene fighting the young punks then taking them home to put frozen peas on their black eyes is one of my all time favorites!

It was cold meat lots of meat not peas

Was Second Hand Lions the movie that pushed the pro abortion narrative or am I thinking of a different movie?

You must be thinking of a different movie altogether

Your thinking of "Cider House Rules". Michael Caine plays in both movies.

Oh yeah that is the worst! Almost as bad as the low fuel light coming on right now

Even going fishing is getting expensive ! THANKS JOE

Yes!!!

The biggest joke is that 70% of the posts are reposts. 10% are new posts and 20% are people talking about the posts. This is the same for every months memes.

Well, somebody tried to change it up once...wasn't received very well! Lol I happen to enjoy the meme thread.

Boy, aint you a ray of sunshine!

It's ok. It used to bug me until I saw someone complain. No more complaints from me after that.

People have to tell you they laughed about it LOL.

Chris

I could use the corrugated in several sizes, lol!

Bucksnbears, the top meme is the best yet.

Yeah that is a good one

Then suddenly......I like cats!

A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".

"What a coincidence" said the farmer, who added. "It is a special day for me…I'm celebrating".

"It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,” said the woman.

“What a coincidence," said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked. “What are you celebrating"?

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".

"What a coincidence," said the man. “ I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"This is awesome" said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

”I used a different rooster” the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said. "What a coincidence."



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Thoughtfulness overcomes rudeness again…

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over again!!

Yes, please. Great advice, right here.

For those who can sleep in the office ...

Safe to say indeed.

Safe here, but not in most other country's!

I have a picture of myself with that exact same can in about 1981. I was a bit younger than the kid in the pic and sitting on Dad's lap.

When I was a kid, one of my cousins, about that age above, took his father's beer can and chugged what was left. I remember him getting very sick, puking all over. It wasn't the beer that made him sick, there were only a few drops left. It was the ashes from his father's cigarettes, the can was being used as an ashtray.

I was 3 in 1981 and had blond hair. *burp.

I remember back in the days of foosball there were cans of beer on the tables, and beer cans of chew spit right there too. One had to be very careful.

Chris

The American Dream

They don't look that clean and tidy in Seattle.

But the steering wheel is on the wrong side. He must not be in America.

Can I get an AMEN!

Chris

Chris

A big AMEN!

Wow! Gets you thinking

KJV. The wicked flee when no man pursueth. Great verse by the way.

Some days that's reversed

Truth

Man that is pretty hard hitting. That movie really replicates my grade school years.

Amen Scott!

This one made me laugh out loud. Much needed with things as they are today. Thank you!

Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She is "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her.
I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 75-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

"Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for three jumps a week! ...THE LINE WENT DEAD.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier, but it can be fun.

Three times a week at 75!!! I'm impressed. I couldn't do that with both girlfriends combined.

You figured it out. Good job.

Awesome ^^^

Batteries are dead

Did you really have to do that Flipper?! ugh

Lol

THIS IS CLEARLY NOT ENFORCED!!

That's a handy animal!

They need to make elephant print yoga pants from what I see .

Keith

Best meme yet.

Bernice got together with the ladies “Possum Lodges Ladies Auxiliary” to creat this parody to really put their men in their places this year. Only the guys thought those were real rules
BBQ RULES:
We are entering the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

My wife does the grilling. Once I'm outside I get distracted O kids left that rake out, put it up then starts to organize the shed, that leads to putting something up in the garage and on it goes.... wife comes out how is that meat coming, me.. well done on one side.

I do the smoking and it turns out great. Much more compatible with my adhd brain.

Survival food. Only thing you can pass and eat again.

Sick

Southern guys.... don't take this personally....!

Unreal

(gag, choke, puke)