Posted By: rags57078
But which one ? - 06/11/22 07:36 PM
I pulled this from another page I am on and thought, hmm these guys and gals might like this. So here we are, enjoy 🙂
Well crap.. I think my license might be in jeopardy..
and all just because of a stupid police.
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:
Police: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Police: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Police: “Of course! But which one? A Triumph, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Police: ”So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Police: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a motorway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Police:"Of course! But which one? A Triumph, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Police:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Police: "A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...
Well crap.. I think my license might be in jeopardy..
and all just because of a stupid police.
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:
Police: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Police: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Police: “Of course! But which one? A Triumph, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Police: ”So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Police: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a motorway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Police:"Of course! But which one? A Triumph, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Police:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Police: "A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...