Putin sent a Retired General to the Front lines..

Putin pulled this FAT retired General out of Retirement , and sent him the the Russian / Ukraine front lines to take charge of the War .




How in the heck is he going to squeeze inside a Tank ??


Do they make a Kevlar Vest BIG ENOUGH for him ??? LMAO

Fit as a fiddle..

You should see his 40-yard dash time!

Bass fiddle

I call a gut shot!

I wonder if this is real news?

Big target!

Now I am out of practice but thats a 1000 yard shot that even I could still pull off

You know that you may be over weight when a barn and tractor are worked into the camo pattern of yer uniform.

Must be in command of the mess hall ! Exalted Order of the Silver Spoon

Our Miley is no lightweight....but he is not that fat, yet.

The Rootin' Tootin' Putin Fanboi club is not going to like this!

If he was just a little shorter,,hed be perfectly round !!

Musta got on Putin's bad side,

Probably either go to the front or get poisoned.

Looks like John Candy in drag.

Must be trying to reduce the nations debt by deleting all the retired Brass! Generals are dropping like fly's over there.

Lol!!

The article says his body armor is made from two sewn together.

GIT IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!

Need a full metal jacket to penetrate him.

Always wondered what happened to sergeant Schultz.

So we elected a retired idiot for president....

Koiso will probably tell you that Russia is way ahead of the US again as here they just cobbled together a " Space force " but they have the real Jabba the hut on their team

Look out K rations.

Sgtmaj Bob once said on here something like "The man needs to fit the uniform...not the other way around".

I guess there is no translation for that in the Russian Army.

they really figure out if several vechicles pull into an area - then blast it
that is why so many have been lost
drones are making the difference in this war

a general dont do any fighting. guy might be amazingly smart

I don’t think Churchill was a 29W 32L.

Transitory inflation?

I would make fun of him but some of ours are trannies in dresses.......... kinda pot callin the kettle black.

Don't under estimate fat guys.

We may be slow on the 40 yard dash,
and need a specially modified tank
but we can fight if we have to.

Just tell us where the bacon cheeseburgers
are hidden and then stand back and out of the way !!!

walleyed

Walleyed understands proper motivation.

If he leads men into battle, a lot can get behind him.

He's certainly not a good candidate to break any records for the most sit ups.

Yes please.

Trojan general

This was in the New York Times so it's gotta be true.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/obese-retired-russian-general-called-to-fight-in-ukraine-report/

He drinks a liter of vodka every day. 5 meals. Where do they get this stupid info?

Looks like he swallowed a couple colonels.

Is he still alive ??? I mean that guy is heavy enough to have his own gravity field around him that would attract artillery shells and such

Keith