Lol....gotta laugh , funny now but was not at the time.
About 20ish years ago , I was riding my motorcycle down this road. Doing about the speed limit in the area which was about 25mph , just cruising , enjoying the ride , in no hurry.
I was leaned over the handlebars a slight bit and due to the warm weather that day , had my leather jacket open a bunch at the top to let in air for cooling.
I felt a good thud and hit in my upper chest at 25mph. As most bikers know , this is an impact with an insect at speed. It dropped right into my jacket , then fell straight down into my pants. I immediately felt a buzzing of an insect in my groin
I pull over as fast as I can , and luckily there was a park type area right there so I was able to pull over quickly.
As soon as I was able to pull over and shut off the bike , I unzip my fly.
This huge bumblebee comes flying out.
I literally turn 4 more levels of pale skin as I cannot believe this happened and I did not get stung. I had to sit there for a bit as I recollected my breath and other things as I was just amazed that I pulled through this with no injury. Can you imagine getting stung in the groin area while riding a motorcycle.
Zipped up my leather jacket and left there after a bit. I don't ride with my jacket open anymore. Learned my lesson. Would rather be a bit hot with a zipped up jacket than go through that again.