Grandma's Husbands

Grandma was babysitting her grandson.

GRANDSON: "Grandma were you ever married?"

GRANDMA: "Three times."

GRANDSON: "Did they all die?"

GRANDMA: "Yes."

GRANDSON: "What happened to them?"

GRANDMA: "First one died from eating poison prunes."

GRANDSON: "Wow! What happened to the second one?"

GRANDMA: "He died from eating poison prunes too."

GRANDSON: "Gee, did the third one die from poison prunes too?"

GRANDMA: "No. He died from a blow to the back of the head."

GRANDSON: "What happened?"

GRANDMA: "He didn't like prunes."

WOW!

LOL

Dispatch

I am not a fan of prunes either .I think I will steer clear of that woman .Thanks for the heads up.