Christmas Spirits- Literally

I guess for that person that has everything you can get a Keurig that makes cocktails... for a mere $366.00 and $2.25 per capsule you can have the cocktail of your choice after you supply the alcohol.
Introducing the Bartesian Cocktail Maker

No thanks

I will have an egg nog with spiced rum and nutmeg please

if you live in WI can't make a Whisky or brandy old fashion before your 21 , what did you do wrong?

is there really another cocktail worth drinking ?

I'll stick with my Coors Light.

I’m pretty sure I would need a pair of skinny jeans to push that button and no one would want to see that

Don't forget the man bun or space buns in some cases.....

Nope.