December Memes

I guess I'll start

Love it^^^

Good start!!!!

Chris

Ha ! That facial expression says it all .... don't it ?

Good one Catch !

^^^^^^
If that's all I had, and I absolutely had to, I think i would use vegetable oil as a temporary substitute. After all, they use castor bean oil for two stroke oil.

I worked in the automobile trade for many years. Years ago a colleague who operated a tow truck told me about this call he got for a Dodge Aries station wagon that a woman had just changed the oil and it would not start. Like most tow truck drivers he gave the car a quick check to see if it was something simple before towing it in to the shop.
The engine labored really , really hard when he turned the key. Then he noticed the case of oil in the back of the wagon with lots of empty bottles.
The woman had filled the engine right to the top with about 17 quarts of oil. It only should have took 4.5 quarts.

Towed the car in and drained out the excess oil and it was fine.

At first glance, I assumed she was puttin it in the radiator.

Me too. LOL

Years ago I was at a 7/11, a couple of ladies 50ish had a car that they said was overheating. They asked me how much water they should add. They had already put in 3 gallons. They had put it in the engine not the radiator. I told them don't start it, get it towed, get the oil drained.

OK , who was smart enough or observeant enough to tell this meme was completely staged ?

I've put thousands of quarts of oil in cars over the years. Cooking oil has a very low viscosity compared to most motor oils. The bottle she is holding is completely full. Even if the picture was taken the instant she started pouring there would be bubbles of air entering the bottle. You could easily empty a bottle like that in 5 seconds. Motor oil flows a lot slower. That bottle still has the cap on it. The cap sitting on the air filter cover is the one for the engine.

That cap looks like a radiator cap to me.......jk

LMAO @ Cragar thinkin memes might not be real!

Memes are satire bud. I feel like I should warn you that if you click on a news story from the Babylon Bee that it might be satire too.

I know most are faked. Just wanted to see if anybody caught the fact that the bottle still had the cap still on it.

I can't help notice this like most TV shows or movies when they show the rear view mirror is missing from the windshield because it blocks the camera's view in any scene with a car. Very common.

I love the Babylon Bee parody stuff too.

Chris

I can only think of one other place that would have been worse...

Garry-

Thanks a lot Cragar……. You just ruined the Internet for me.

obviously she hasn't taken the little white seal off the bottle yet

I thought it was CNN that wasn't real news ... Lefty you are confusing me

Chris

It’s in the 80’s now.

Isn't that the truth, most generation Z "kids" have no idea how to truly communicate with a phone. Drives me crazy at times.

Dang ... these are good this month !
Thanks to all !

^^^ yea buddy!! That’s what I would do!!

Nope

^^^^^ That made me giggle!

You do know who that 2022 person is

Yep, our staunch defender of all we hold dear.

Is the 2022 person Lindsey Graham?

Yep

Awesome

LOL Aint that the truth.

LOL

Great one

Well why didn't she?

Sandwich is for lunch. Dinner should be on the table hot with the family waiting for you to take your seat at the head of the table.

In her case it probably becuse she was at work all day then had to pick the kids up from the child care provider becuse he doesn't have a good union job so she has the option to stay at home.

No if he is a good union man he is waiting for his union steward to come in and fight for him.

Is that a "young" Lily from them a t n t cell fone commercials ?
Just wonderin ............

lol farm and fleet bags last longer and they make your socks tie die

Yep remember doing that

Somebody please explain the Fanta one to me?

Fantastick!
Jack

SHE WON"T DROWN !!!

I'm gonna have to send the pike one to my brother in Alabama! That's hilarious!

Gator Foot that is funny!

He wanted to visit her sister it was rut.

Keith

Dark, I like it.

Keith

I suspect a surprisingly large number of people leave the plastic cap on and then wonder why they have no electricity.

Keith

That's actually cool!^^^^

Car is totaled don't even worry about your 2022 king ranch I'll give you 500 bucks and I'll take it to the scrap yard for you everything's worthless on it now.

Dear Santa ....
I'd like to have a million of those stickers

Keith

Ukrainian MP Kira Rudik before and after getting her hands on foreign billions.

Many well spent.

Pretty sure I know that gal. She took dance lessons with my girls 40 years ago.

Will do some checking and confirm.

Yup, 99.9% sure that is Heather Policky, Ambrust.



Charlie

This is wrong on so many levels! My wife go it, from my perspective it meant I’m right and all the levels are wrong.

Keith

Garry-

Good ones Garry!

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^^^^^^^



Guss for the win.



Charlie

Ain't that the truth

Cold temps coming, be safe.

And she is coming with the boiling water. The whole thing is a very scary scenario!!!
If you need me I will be hiding under my bed!

A friends wife always said " do whatever you think you can afford"

Garry-

LOL
We always called that the tippy toe dance.

Russ

Heard they taste like sourdough. Mike

Must bea Minnesota court

I would wear that.

WHERE can I buy that shirt???!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Merry+4th+of+Easter%22+shirts&oq=%22Merry+4th+of+Easter%22+shirts&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30.18830j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

That link doesn't work!

https://www.googleadservices.com/pa...hUJiHIEHYsQBvkQwg8oAHoECAIQGw&adurl=

Just copy it and when it turns blue it works.

Dang Ang, I didn't know and I dedicate this to you!

I sure hope this is ok and don't offend the childrens.