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My deck hand and his questions

Posted By: Wolfdog91

My deck hand and his questions - 08/29/24 09:54 PM

My deckhand is some kinda a smart alec, Loves asking these questions.
Latest:
Him:hay nugget, how much dirt is in a 4'x5'x3' hole
Me: *starts doing math in my head*
Him: nugget....is a friggen hole there's no dirt in it laugh
Me : confused shocked smirk
Posted By: BigBob

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/29/24 09:59 PM

LOL, laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: upstateNY

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/29/24 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Wolfdog91
My deckhand is some kinda a smart a.... Loves asking these questions.
Latest:
Him:hay nugget, how much dirt is in a 4'x5'x3' hole
Me: *starts doing math in my head*
Him: nugget....is a friggen hole there's no dirt in it laugh
Me : confused shocked smirk

Ask him,,,If a chicken and a half,,layed an egg and a half,,in a day in and half,,,,how much would a pound of butter weigh? grin
Posted By: upstateNY

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/29/24 11:32 PM

Ask him how old are you now.After he answers,,ask,,if you were born ten years ago ,,how old would you be now/ grin
Posted By: bucksnbears

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 01:07 AM

Hmm, you found someone that can " out question you" ?
Posted By: elsmasho82

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 01:14 AM

Sounds like he needs his teeth mashed down his throat
Posted By: KeithC

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 01:33 AM

If you can find one, take a book of matches, tear one out and and give him 3 tries to throw it so it lands on it's thin side. Then bend one and throw it and it will land on it's thin side.

Have him stack as many nails as he can at once on one nail, nailed into a block of wood and then beat him by stacking more. The trick is to lay one nail down, lay other nails alternating the way they point, the entire length and then cap it with another nail facing the opposite way of the first.

Bet him you can run around the entire barge in 10 seconds. Count 10 second on your phone and then start running.

Ask him if a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.

Ask him how many dead people are buried in that cemetery? The answer is all of them.

Keith
Posted By: Wolfdog91

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by bucksnbears
Hmm, you found someone that can " out question you" ?

I like him, he actually thinks and questions and isn't just one of these brian dead NPC's who just does what their told without a second thought. Nice change of pace
Posted By: River Birch

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 08:19 AM

Send him to the bilge for “a bucket of prop wash”

Then to the engine room for “a bucket of steam”
Posted By: CTRAPS

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 11:46 AM

Show him some of your memes. That ought to keep him busy for a few weeks trying to figure things out.
Posted By: BigBob

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by CTRAPS
Show him some of your memes. That ought to keep him busy for a few weeks trying to figure things out.

LOL
Posted By: upstateNY

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by CTRAPS
Show him some of your memes. That ought to keep him busy for a few weeks trying to figure things out.

You trying to make the guy jump off the boat? smile
Posted By: Wolfdog91

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by upstateNY
Originally Posted by CTRAPS
Show him some of your memes. That ought to keep him busy for a few weeks trying to figure things out.

You trying to make the guy jump off the boat? smile


He actually gets them and isn't offended easily so smile it's pretty good because I can show him the good ones and he got ones to trade laugh
Posted By: T-Rex

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/30/24 08:42 PM

Not that it matters; but, I have to ask. Is he your deck hand?, or a fellow deck hand?
Posted By: T-Rex

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 08/31/24 11:23 PM

OK, it's been a day with no response, so I just need to make, a few assumptions. The thread assumes that Wolfiie is the senior man and is allowing himself to be belittled by a junior man. If so, it could be a major breach of the chain of command. I assume you expect a little respect.

Now, on the other hand, if we are talking about two people of equal standing, it just sounds like good clean fun.
Posted By: Wolfdog91

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 09/01/24 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by T-Rex
Not that it matters; but, I have to ask. Is he your deck hand?, or a fellow deck hand?

Yep. With my company it's basically tankermen or mates get a deckhand and the train under you / the other people on your level. So he's my trainee/ deckhand
Posted By: Wolfdog91

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 09/01/24 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by River Birch
Send him to the bilge for “a bucket of prop wash”

Then to the engine room for “a bucket of steam”


I can hear it right now

Just a long stare and * nugget....you know I'm not retarded right ? " laugh that or (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) just walk off and screw off for a while . Kids been in the trade a while he knows most tof the gags lol
Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: My deck hand and his questions - 09/01/24 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by elsmasho82
Sounds like he needs his teeth mashed down his throat

Love it!!!
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