how are y'all?

how are you guys today?

I’m great not dead yet curdous

thats good lol

Reapers probably on her way moony.
I'm doing good, how bout you reaper?

honestly, I've had a pretty rough day.

Oh no! You good?

Sorry to hear that reaper!! Hopefully tomorrow will be better!

Yeah, me too

You guys do anything exciting today?

Nope not unless you count being lazy as all heck

Went back to school so that sucks

Oo sounds fun

No

Hey curdous any plans for my funeral? It can’t be till after trapping season

Have you written your will yet? How many of your traps will I get??

This is actually a great a question, I feel like I should get more cuz I'm not the one killing you

yeah I'm trying to book shinedown to play for it

You get the duke 550 and the victor #2 dls and curdous gets the Bridgers (I have 2-3) and you get the duke1.75s and the 1-2 victor coil spring #2s

But you wouldn’t be getting any if I didn’t kill him so I think it’s fair that I would get more

I could kill him

I mean reaper is like scary so...

You can split them is you both kill me

I called killing him first

Ok I know the perfect time!

When?

When you go look at that big boat;) curdous doesn’t know yet

Ohhhhhhhhh yeah!

Curdous doesn't WANT to know about your guys dates

Not funny bro!

wasn't trying to be

Like dude after reaper gets done killing you I think I will

It's OK moony I can keep a secret

Bro! Why would I even have a girl friend??? You’ve seen me I’m uglier than elmo

Curdous never said elmo was ugly
Besides who mentioned a girlfriend?

You said we’re going on dates! And why would I of all people have a date

Moony calm down he’s just mad cause he thinks he can’t be with you

Garrett curd-dawg curdous! Stop before I make you stop

There was a line, and its been crossed.
All Curdous is saying is that secret boats and killing opportunities and the apparent bond that you two share. It makes Curdous wonder

We all know your just gonna send reaper after me

This boat is not secret by any means lol

Why would I do that? I’d love to go to Wisconsin I could kill you and eat cheese while I do it

Yeah you crossed it curdous

Of course the boat ain't secret it had its own TV show, "the love boat (starring moony and reaper"
Told ya guys before I can't be killed im already dead

Nope it’s not the “love boat” it’s big enough we could run you over with it and you wouldn’t feel a thing BEACUSE YOU’D BE DEAD

I ain’t even mad yet but keep talking Garrett and I might reach mad

Are you dead or mostly dead?

I'd say like 97% dead

AH HA! Mostly dead is not dead so I can still kill you!!

He’s just a little crap eater

Garrett hasn't even started talking yet, and BTW I'm really not concerned with the size of your guys boat

It’s not our boat it’s Gods

True! one good 12 guage slug to the brain ought to do it

You can say its God's boat but that doesn't mean he condones the behavior on board

Oh! You guys wanna know something creepy

your assuming I possess a brain

I was at the mall earlier and I found a bullet in the parking lot

Woah!

Woah! Curdous!! Actually it’s Noah’s boat

not what I thought you were going to talk about when you said creepy

Yeah

OK so let me get this straight, reaper is visiting the ark and your joining her so she can quote "kill you" but you guys do know why Noah brought two of a kind right? coincidence I think not

It was a large bullet... so naturally I picked it up and took it home and I have engraved your name on it curdous

thats so sweet! But I'm gonna pass

Dude your literally nasty

Curdous, you are walking on VERY THIN ice

Can I pull the trigger

Well I’m gonna get some sleep so I can drive to Wisconsin tomorrow

Yep like 9mm thick ice coincidence I think not

As soon as I can find a gun big enough for the bullet

You don't even know where I live!

I have people in high places. It won’t be that hard to get the information

Well, all I'm saying is you guys are hinting at "stuff" and I just put the pieces together

For real curdous stop this is weird as I’ll get out!! Ima change the subject. Anyone like hot tea?

just because they have pipe visons doesn't mean they can locate me

as in gossip?

I’m Leaving.

Me too! Curdous have a good night maybe you can act normal tomorrow

I’m back for a split second because that made me die XD

Curdous I ain’t even joking please stop now!

Well you got your state in your name that narrows it down pretty far lol

so who remembers this convo?

Dang it Jackson, somethings should stay dead

Like my social life.

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Alright Minnie pearl

Who is minnie pearl?

Basically her catch phrase is Hooowwwdyyy

This is her. Kind of a southern thing lol.

Interesting.......