Deer Season

Did anyone have any luck deer hunting?

Not yet got another chance on the 26th keep your fingers crossed!

Got out for the first time in 5 years,also my first time hunting deer in a shotgun only zone. Got a button buck at 100 yards with my first shot,opening morning.
Second weekend,I missed more shots , than in my entire life ,when I was using a rifle. I must admit,none of those shots were under 100 yards--I was invited back for next year. I will look to see if I can find a rifled barrel for next year--the smooth bore and long shots ,make things a lot harder.
The best thing of all---I saw a lot of deer and enjoyed every minute of my hunt.
Tom

I got my first doe this season!

shot a 3 point buck opening day and a nice doe closing day

Nice

Oh yeah uh I killed a 23 pointer this afternoon... shot him in the bread basket didn’t go 20!

I inherited the country Spain today

Dude awesome! Tomorrow I am going to kill a Sasquatch and conquer Canada. Sorry myside I’ll have my goat army spare you.

I'm totally conquering the rest of the world then

LOL
You better spare me...
Heck I'll have to get me maple syrup army ready...

I’ll take over new zeland and I’ll have my rabbit army and my second in command, Laney(my Airedale). Beat that

I will lend you General Amos the billy goat and colonel Charleen. That Kiko goats originated in New Zeland.

Laney will scare people to death... she's sooo scary.

ill give you a taste of Murcia! just think 30 round magazines, Freedom, Capitalism! gives me chills!

Dang it...
30 round!!! I'll beat you with my 10 shot .22!

Can Canadians shoot? I don’t know.

Heck yeah bud, I can shoot!

"Can Canadians shoot" he says.... unbelievable

Shoot? Yes. Shoot accurately? No. Hit the broad side of a barn? Also No.

Oh boy.
Would you like to take this outside, gentlemen?

Boy I bet you couldn’t hit a barn if you was standing in it!

Sure

No Canadian can

If i didn't know better I'd say I ticked off a Canadian! But they are too nice for that

Son of a gun, your right!
I guess I forgot I was Canadian for a second.

Happens to the best of us ig

Move down here to the promise land!

I may have to...
Or move to Alberta or Northern Ontario!!!!!!!

Come on dude you can stay with be I’ll show you how to live you never wanna go back to maple land again.

Moony I'm only gonna say this once. Kentucky is not the promised land infact my friends used to use Kentucky as a slang term for double hockey sticks

Uhh hello it’s pretty much not he double hockey sticks. Sure the weather sucks and there’s a lot of meth heads and it’s the state with the highest child abuse rate. But we have fried chicken so that’s a plus

Alright...
I might stay in Canada. Sounds like the states is a little too sketchy for me....

You may have meth heads but Kentucky doesn't even hold a candle to Wisconsin when it comes to meth. Thats what we are known for, beer, dairy and meth. Not necessarily in that order tho

Alrighty then.

I just might join ya. Joplin MO area is literally the meth capital. I watched some people come to hang out with some other people near by they were having a blast saying stuff like “come out with your hands up” and “we have you surrounded” they even had a party bus with them I think the side of it said “SWAT team” but I think it’s some kind of inside joke that they have

Ok then.
Yeah, I like Canada.

I'm sure crap that that goes on but..... I don't think it's as obvious.

My sister did a year in public school in high-school. Two kids were arrested outta class for meth. A house down the road from me has had 3 actually swat raids for meth in the last 5 years. Several houses in the nearest town have had actual meth raids. I personally know 2 different people that used to manufacture meth.

Yeah we have had kids of church members on meth and in jail. A guy a church has rental homes and a guy had a meth lab in the house he was renting from the guy at church. We have had meth deals in the parking lot. Our county is tiny no interstate very rural. People come here to Allen county to buy meth and pot. All the crime here is meth, weed, DUI, and failure to appear. One of the DUIs was a lady with an 18 month old who blew a .231 on the breathalyzer. She had a front page story lol.

Yeah meth really sucks. I wish I could say I don't understand why people do it but I totally understand.

Bro are you ok? You need to talk?

I'm actually really ok today. My best friend admitted today that she likes me so that was super cool (shut up reaper, we're not dating yet. Chill) (shut up mooney, no i told you so's from either of you) so yeah I'm good. I'm just saying that I've been low enough that i understand why meth heads do the things they do

My shut don’t go up! I won’t say it. It was awesome that you TOLD us. I’m glad that YOU are ok. SO any way...

So I was gone for like 15 min and so much happened lol

There's no so anyway, we both like each other that's it.

BrO I NeEd DETAILS

Y’all are always surprised by that! This is a deer hunting thread and we were talking Canada, meth, and now Casper’s dating life.

What kind of details??

Bro I give you crap but if you’re dating and doing it responsibly hats off to ya sir! I hate rejection. I do I’m almost afraid to date. I don’t want to be one of those people that gets heart broke and is a sour crotchety old man for the rest of his life.

all of them!

Do you like her in a boyfriend/girlfriend way? Is she a Christian? Does she like goats?

I'm not dating we just like each other.

Yes, we like each other in a boyfriend/girlfriend way. No she doesn't like goats but neither do I. Yes she's Christian. Oh and just wait for this..... I work for her dad

So like do y’all like each other while going to eat or the movies?

Ohh it’s that girl. Okay now it all makes sense

Oof Does he have guns?

no we've literally never done anything like that.

If he didn’t then, he does now!

I think around 20 or so

why you got something to say reaper??

Lol nah I’m just sayin i know what you’re talking about now

I see. Yeah the tangled web that is my life

Yep XD

Cool guns are good! When y’all get married and have 3 kids who Reaper already named. Y’all will inherit them! When I start dating I have to like her parents because I don’t want to be the stereotypical guy who hates his mother-in-law

Haha I mean if you can't get along with their family yall probably shouldn't be dating. Marriage?? Hold your horses boy we aren't even "dating" dating

“Yet” key word

I mean, isn’t that why people date??

Yeah you gonna fall head over heels for this girl get married in bout 5 years have kids probably all girls.

Haha yes it is. Ya yet being the key word

dang I'm so glad I know a fortune teller

I ain’t gonna be dating for fun No Ma’am! I’m gonna date to marry I can’t handle dating for a couple months and having another no way! Hey

Yep you’ll do 9 months in jail for assaulting the first boy that tries to date your daughter and you’ll have three cats one guinea pig and a iguana named Rex!

Don’t forget all the animals will be THEIR animals and you don’t own anything anymore

Wow you guys shed marriage in a new light.

Oh yeah bud you’ll be doing makeup and pony tails and my little pony. Don’t forget daddy daughter dances, dance recitals, soccer games, and teaching them to trap hunt and fish!

Sounds like signing my life away

Yup! Signing away to a world of blessings!

Yep!

Anyways! I haven't actually gone deer hunting before, ever! We don't have deer or moose or bear or anything like that in PEI! The biggest thing we have here is a coyote.

Thats what happens when you live in Canada

-_-

I know, I know the truth hurts

You and KY are having a blast picking on the only Canadian on the kids forum, aren't you?

Absolutely! But I'll stop if you want.

LOL
It's all good cowboy!

Keep it PG tho

Everything that comes outta my mouth is PG!!! (Mostly anyway)

HA HA

What?!? I keep it clean

Lol! You keep it clean but you probably scare children though.

How so??

By the fact you're un-alive but un-dead at the same time.

Oh that. Well they have to learn about life at some point

Lol guess you're right!

Of course I am!

Oh my goodness.

His everyone doing?

Good! Mostly because you and cowboy stopped egging me on!
Catch anything t'day? I caught a muskrat.

I'm undead for the most part

Awesome

I think I’m un-alive

Bad day?

It’s not been bad just long! I am on my second mtn dew!

Hold up. you drank mtn dew??!

Mtn dew will kill you boy watch it.

Sorry dad.

No...

That’s it, you’re grounded

Noo I can’t I have to play fort nite or I’ll dieeee

Well, you should have thought about that before you drank the dew

I didn’t choose the dew life the dew life chose me!

Thats what meth heads say too! THATS IT GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND STOP TALKING BACK!!

Shut up dad you don’t control me the dew does! Long live the dew!

MOOONEY!! I'll take your trapping license if you dont lose the attitude!!

You have to have a license to trap?? I thought you could do it just when season was in! You’re pulling my leg! A license?? That is some yankee Wisconsin stuff!

lol I’m only joking! I have like 2-3 copies of my license so I can’t forget it!

And I'll take it away if you dont behave yourself

Shut your trap you old possum smeller!

Do not insult me! How dare you!

Not sorry... Reese’s!

I love reeeses!

ME TOO!!!!

But no more mtn dew ok?

If we ever meet I’m bringing a 12-pack of dew and a bag of Reese’s! And water and lemons for Reaper lol!

Ok lol! But seriously what mtn dew is your favorite?

Whoa just one bag of Reece’s??

Water.

Sorry I’ll bring you a bag of lettuce.

Of course it’s water.

All of them!

My man! But for me it’s between Baja blast and code red!

Do you remember the flavor “dew-S-A? It was a Fourth of July special. I got that all the time!

I’m joking!i can’t afford to feed all y’all! I’m po’ I can’t even afford the other “or”

Ya I do, im not sure I ever had it tho

It was code red voltage and the white one mixed. It was pretty good like 101 mg of caffeine! I was like 10 I was freaking wired!

Wooooooooowww

Did you want carrots to go with your lettuce reaper?

I could even get blue cheese dressing!

LISTEN
PUT YOUR BIG BOY BOOTS ON, I'M BRINGING MAPLE SYRUP! I KNOW Y'ALL DIDN'T INVITE ME BUT I'M COMING ANYWAY!!!!!!
Hey, KY, get Voltage for me! I love Mountain Dew!!!

Wait, why would I waste maple syrup on a bunch of yankees.....

Can't invite you when you aren't even on

On where???

On tman. You weren't on last night. Besides I didn't invite anyone so moony is the guy to get mad at

Ah I see, I'm in a different time zone than y'all! LOL

I'll invite myself!

There ya go lol

And bring maple syrup

Will do.

I’m bringing my dog

Also, I hate salads so I’ll bring steak instead

LOL
I love salad!!!

I also loath carrots

Carrots are great!!!

I’ll grill!! I grill a mean ribeye! Also pork shoulder I make good bbq! I’ll bring 4 bags of Reese’s some voltage mtn dew. And regular. Water for Reaper. A hog bone for laney. And most importantly my wonderful self... scratch that y’all may get Jackson moony don’t like road trips!

Well I was gonna let the Canadian come now my leftlane sense is tingling. We only eat steak and potatoes when I’m cooking no rabbit food needed!

Sounds good. But I think we need something more Canadian. Like ummm. I don't know, maybe not BBQ??? BBQ is way too southern!

I'll get Boco's beaver stew recipe! How 'bout that??!?!!

Hmm gravy n’ biscuits? Squirrels and dumplings?

Works for me I’ll try it!

When you’re here you gotta act American. Casper bring a pair of Justin boots. Reaper button down shirts. I’ll bring a raddy hat with a fish hook. We’ll skip the tobacco this time lol! Jk we don’t all chew tobacco! I don’t not sure bout Casper don’t put anything past him. I’ll bring pinto beans and corn bread! And tenderloin fried in hog lard! We’ll turn you into a redneck make leftlane proud!

Sheesh, sounds a little extreme to me.

Reaper and Casper myside needs a nickname! It’s time! All in favor of Maple say YEEYEE!

Not habitually.

Idk

It’s maple or yankee your choice Casper!

We'll go with maple for now unless there is strong objections.
So anyway, whats the whiskey situation at this shin dig?

I’ll bring some that I make myself. I call it “lemon water” man it’s strooong it’ll give ya so many vitamins and keep ya awake for hours

Boy I live in KY we got bourbon galore turkey 101 Jim beam makers mark 4 roses buffalo trace. I won’t bring any because of obvious reasons aka under age and I don’t drink. Myside may bring you some crown royal take it up with him.

Reaper it’s a meet up!! I would think you would bring something stronger like strawberry water!

It sounds like I know every burbon but I don’t those are the ones I have seen advertise or seen the sings for on the interstate. I promise I have never drank nothing stronger than coffee.

And there you go yelling at me for doing the dew!

Wait what?

Moony is off in his own little world talking to himself again XD

Sometimes I sound like a mental person talking to myself lol!

Don't we all?

Probably!

Sheesh! Yankee?????? Maple sounds more Canadian!
By the way I do wear button up shirts from time to time!!

What the HECK are Justin boots????
I sure don't feel like wearing Justin's boots, I'll tell yah that much!

Yeah we won’t go full American just yet guess I’ll save the .50BMG for later. Maybe just the AR-15 with a 150 drum mag! And a nice medium rare ribeye! You can bring the yankee rabbit food I’ll have roasted taters and onions.

.50BMG sounds like fun!!!!
150 DRUM MAG??? I think thats overkill for geese!

Nah gotta make sure they are dead! I don’t like geese one hissed at me and I told it I’d eat it then it chased me and I smacked it with a fishing rod! It flew off. It’s lucky I didn’t have a 12ga!

lol
We can't legally shoot geese here with a rifle. Has to be shotgun.

All I know is we have to use steel shot. Migratory birds (ducks geese doves) are federal. You have to buy the migratory bird stamp.

Justin is a brand! Very comfortable work boots.

Meh

Hey Justin and Red wings are where it’s at! Don’t need no ariats or any of the ‘spensive boots. Although I do have a pair of waterproof Rocky’s that are very nice!

Yeah, we have to use non-toxic shot when hunting migratory birds too. And we have to purchase a stamp thing too.

Canadian Tire boots for the win!!!!!!!

Idk I just bought a new pair of caterpillar boots yesterday. They're comfortable and last about a year and only cost $130 what more can you ask for?

my FFAAVVOORRIITTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!