Posted By: Paul Winkelmann
Sometimes I Don't Believe This Business Myself - 07/22/14 11:08 PM
While I was trying to answer Dirk's post, my lovely bride interrupted me to tell me that she had an emergency less than three
miles down the road. A squirrel was trapped in a bushrake. Since I had no idea what a bushrake was or how a squirrel could get
trapped in it, I was off in a flash! So I arrived at the home and entered the only garage door that was open. I knocked on the
door and the gal that called pointed to the red rake I had just walked by and said, "He's trapped on the handle." Since I was
already carrying a set 1/2 x 1/2 inch squirrel trap in anticipation, I calmly walked over to the rake, lifted a lever that held
the hind foot of the largest chipmunk I have caught this year and dropped him unharmed into my cage. Total time: 3 seconds.
The woman then asked me if there was any danger of another chipmunk getting inside of her husband's very expensive convertible.
( I am not making this up ) I told her that the danger to her husband would be if she caught him riding around with a blond!
Always leave them laughing.
miles down the road. A squirrel was trapped in a bushrake. Since I had no idea what a bushrake was or how a squirrel could get
trapped in it, I was off in a flash! So I arrived at the home and entered the only garage door that was open. I knocked on the
door and the gal that called pointed to the red rake I had just walked by and said, "He's trapped on the handle." Since I was
already carrying a set 1/2 x 1/2 inch squirrel trap in anticipation, I calmly walked over to the rake, lifted a lever that held
the hind foot of the largest chipmunk I have caught this year and dropped him unharmed into my cage. Total time: 3 seconds.
The woman then asked me if there was any danger of another chipmunk getting inside of her husband's very expensive convertible.
( I am not making this up ) I told her that the danger to her husband would be if she caught him riding around with a blond!
Always leave them laughing.