Posted By: Leary Sink
Why me Lord? - 12/23/16 04:51 AM
I swear I must live in some twilight zone vacuume or its America's funniest videos.They have got to be filming this!
About a month ago I had a snake in the house call. Spent 3 1/2 hours looking through the entire house. No snake found, she just wanted to make sure. There was one in her house around July.
Today the little old lady calls again and tells me she "feels" like there is a snake in her house still. She then puts her older brother on the phone who tells me that he "feels" there is a snake in her house too. I asked if she or he had seen a snake and they both said "no".
He then proceeds to tell me that one time his daddy had a snake in his garage and he put a bowl of milk in the garage and the snake came out after about 20 minutes cause of the milk.
Yep, Im lookin around cause somebody has a hidden camera crew filming me during this!
I laughed and said that was silly because snakes are not attracted to milk. I thought I would play along with him and ask him if they had tried doing that already. And being serious as a heart attack, he told me they had set a bowl of milk out in her house for twenty minutes but the snake had not come out yet. So they want me to come back again and look.
She wants me to come drive 60 miles to her house and look for the snake again cause she "feels" the snake is still there. She said she could not pay me because its Christmas and she has no money left.
I'm wondering if I told her that the species of snake is lactose intolerant and left when the brought out the milk if she would believe me.
Yep and they voted for Obama both times too.
Pictures of him in every room.
About a month ago I had a snake in the house call. Spent 3 1/2 hours looking through the entire house. No snake found, she just wanted to make sure. There was one in her house around July.
Today the little old lady calls again and tells me she "feels" like there is a snake in her house still. She then puts her older brother on the phone who tells me that he "feels" there is a snake in her house too. I asked if she or he had seen a snake and they both said "no".
He then proceeds to tell me that one time his daddy had a snake in his garage and he put a bowl of milk in the garage and the snake came out after about 20 minutes cause of the milk.
Yep, Im lookin around cause somebody has a hidden camera crew filming me during this!
I laughed and said that was silly because snakes are not attracted to milk. I thought I would play along with him and ask him if they had tried doing that already. And being serious as a heart attack, he told me they had set a bowl of milk out in her house for twenty minutes but the snake had not come out yet. So they want me to come back again and look.
She wants me to come drive 60 miles to her house and look for the snake again cause she "feels" the snake is still there. She said she could not pay me because its Christmas and she has no money left.
I'm wondering if I told her that the species of snake is lactose intolerant and left when the brought out the milk if she would believe me.
Yep and they voted for Obama both times too.
Pictures of him in every room.