Lol, it was fun as a sideline



Never got into the breeding, always bought my piglets from the Amish

Of course they were a mixture of everything in pig DNA

Had a fella that would come to the house and cut all the boars

Dunno why but I chose boar piglets over sows, he charged 10 bucks a pig

One fall when the natural apple trees were falling, I picked a 40 gallon

trash can full and gave some to the pigs each nite

My youngest had her cousin over for the weekend and of course

went into the barn where the pigs and heifer calfs were

For whatever the reason, I dunno but them 2 girls picked

up that barrel of apples and dumped it into the pen

I didn't think much of it but a waste and kids till 2 days later

It was a Monday morning about 5 am, went into the barn

to feed the pigs and cows, opened the door and it hit me

The whole barn smelled like I was brewing shine

My 4 pigs wouldn't move and were laying flat out drunk

The walls were coated with what looked like scours, but I knew better

It took a couple of days for the pigs to sober up

"Science News: Your body may already have a molecule that helps fight Alzheimer’s

Researchers at the Paul Scherrer Institute PSI have clarified how spermine - a small molecule that regulates many processes in the body's cells - can guard against diseases such as Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. Spermine was first identified more than 150 years ago and named after seminal fluid, where it is present in particularly high concentrations."

The pig was helping you prevent Alzheimer's.