Re: someone got a laughing thread. need a smile....... - 01/29/2112:39 AM
So I was driving back from the reservation. I picked up this old woman who is hitchhiking. I said you want to get in and she said yes. Once she was in the truck she looked at the bottle that was sitting on the floor. I said I got that from my wife. She said good trade
Re: someone got a laughing thread. need a smile....... - 01/29/2107:35 AM
Here’s an old Jerry Clower Joke!
A farmer was discussing with the manager about buy a new Bull for new blood lines. Well the Bull were in the field and they heard him talking. First bull says I have been here two years there are 50 cows here and 30 are mine! I ain’t a sharing with Mr bull! Second bull says I have been here 18 months and I ain’t gonna share Anything with him I’ll make life miserable on him. Last bull said I ain’t been here 6 months and there ain’t but 5 cows tha even like me but m not giving up my five! Well a week later a big long semi truck pulls in the lot let’s that end gate down and a big, raunchy, bramher bull walks out weighed way over a ton! Stood flat footed could look over the fence to see the cows grazing in the other pasture. The first bull says ya know it was ugly of me to say that. I think I’ll share. Second bull says yeah we need to be hospitable. The third bull busts out of he stall runs out in the lot snorting and carrying on. The first bull says hey man you’ll get killed! That younger bull says I want to make sure he knows that I’m a bull!!