An engineer dies . . . and goes to Hot spot. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, The hot spot has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping him."God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Great one!

an engineer dies and goes to heaven where he is met by st peter. what did you do in your life? st peter asked. i was an engineer, he replied. st peter goes to the tool box and comes back with a screw driver and a cresent wrench. here, if you can fix all the stuff you engineered with these tools, you can come into heaven!

I doubt James will think it's funny, but I sure do!