No Profanity *** No Flaming *** No Advertising *** No Anti Trappers *** No Politics
No Non-Target Catches *** No Links to Anti-trapping Sites *** No Avoiding Profanity Filter


Home~Trap Talk~ADC Forum~Trap Shed~Wilderness Trapping~International Trappers~Fur Handling

Auction Forum~Trapper Tips~Links~Gallery~Basic Sets~Convention Calendar~Chat~ Trap Collecting Forum

Trapper's Humor~Strictly Trapping~Fur Buyers Directory~Mugshots~Fur Sale Directory~Wildcrafting

Trapper's Tales~Words From The Past~Legends~Archives~Kids Forum~Lure Formulators Forum


~~~ Dobbins' Products Catalog ~~~


Minnesota Trapline Products
Please support our sponsor for the Trappers Talk Page - Minnesota Trapline Products



Topic Options
Hop to:
#6298197 - 08/09/18 07:41 PM A son goes up to his father
rags57078 Offline
Humorist

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 8073
Loc: se SD
A son goes up to his father, and just turning 16, asks him “Dad, can I take the car? I’d really like to take this girl on a date.” His father looks at him, and says “Son, if you want to take my car, there are three things I’m going to need from you. First is that you need to start helping your mother around the house. Not just what’s expected, but above and beyond. Second, start reading the Bible. I see the crap you continuously funnel into your brain, and you need to start reading something beneficial to yourself. Third, get a haircut. I’m tired of having a son that thinks he’s a rock star and that it’s cool to have long hair.” “Yes sir.” Is all that the son says, and moves along.

Over the course of the next week, the son starts doing what his father has asked of him, and feels as though he’s done a good job. So he once again goes up to his dad to ask about the car.

“Dad, do you have a second to talk about me taking the car out this weekend? I really want to take this girl out on a date.” He asks. His father replied “Son, your mom told me that there’s been some obvious changes with the way you help out around the house. Like how the other day, you cleaned out the garage without being asked. Good job on that. Also, the other night as I walked down the hallway, I noticed your lamp was on, so I peeked in and it looked to me as if you were reading the Bible.”

The son says, “Yes sir, I was…. So about the car?”

His father looks at him, then back down at the morning paper and simply replies “Haircut.”

The son, being too attached to his long locks, wracked his brain for a moment, then says “Well Dad, I’ve been thinking, after reading the Bible a bit, I’ve noticed that the apostles, and even Jesus himself had long hair.”

And without looking up, the father says, “Well yes son, that is true, but they also had to walk their everywhere.”
_________________________
Off in my own world

Fish on !!!!!!!

http://bigbluegill.com/

43 years in this game of trapping

Top
#6298282 - 08/09/18 09:13 PM Re: A son goes up to his father [Re: rags57078]
jeff karsten Offline
trapper

Registered: 06/27/15
Posts: 557
Loc: rogers city mi.
Haw nice one
_________________________
olden tyred

Top
#6298284 - 08/09/18 09:18 PM Re: A son goes up to his father [Re: rags57078]
adam m Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 14603
Loc: nm
grin

Top
#6298561 - 08/10/18 09:43 AM Re: A son goes up to his father [Re: rags57078]
330-Trapper Offline



Registered: 12/31/06
Posts: 19968
Loc: Minnesota
Good one!
_________________________
NRA and NTA Life Member






Top