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Can You Get Married in Heaven ? #6402682 12/18/18 11:45 PM 12/18/18 11:45 PM
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 35,176 McGrath, AK W white17 OP "General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
white17 OP "General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington" W Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 35,176 McGrath, AK	Can you GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN? On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him. St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate. After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven". "Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" "You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple". "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? ” Mean As Nails

Re: Can You Get Married in Heaven ? [Re: white17] #6402707 12/19/18 12:39 AM 12/19/18 12:39 AM
Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,776 Wisconsin B Bear Tracker trapper
Bear Tracker trapper B Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,776 Wisconsin	As soon as it said Good Catholic I new it couldn't exist anyway.

Re: Can You Get Married in Heaven ? [Re: Bear Tracker] #6402717 12/19/18 01:20 AM 12/19/18 01:20 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 11,365 East-Central Wisconsin B bblwi trapper
bblwi trapper B Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 11,365 East-Central Wisconsin	Marriage and Heaven- They may be mutually exclusive lol Bryce

Re: Can You Get Married in Heaven ? [Re: white17] #6402761 12/19/18 06:48 AM 12/19/18 06:48 AM
Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 14,146 Michigan T Trapper Dahlgren trapper
Trapper Dahlgren trapper T Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 14,146 Michigan	lmao that's a good

Re: Can You Get Married in Heaven ? [Re: white17] #6402874 12/19/18 09:36 AM 12/19/18 09:36 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 63,123 Minnesota 330-Trapper trapper
330-Trapper trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 63,123 Minnesota	Good one White! NRA and NTA Life Member www.BackroadsRevised@etsy.com

Re: Can You Get Married in Heaven ? [Re: white17] #6402898 12/19/18 10:02 AM 12/19/18 10:02 AM
Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 4,966 rogers city mi. J jeff karsten trapper
jeff karsten trapper J Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 4,966 rogers city mi.	OMG too funny olden tyred

Re: Can You Get Married in Heaven ? [Re: white17] #6402903 12/19/18 10:09 AM 12/19/18 10:09 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,085 SEPA L Lugnut trapper
Lugnut trapper L Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,085 SEPA	Excellent! Eh...wot?

Re: Can You Get Married in Heaven ? [Re: white17] #6402928 12/19/18 10:55 AM 12/19/18 10:55 AM
Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,915 Adirondacks, NY Fisher Man trapper
Fisher Man trapper Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,915 Adirondacks, NY	Catholic Priests are too busy molesting young boys.

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