A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."

I guess from here on out I'll make the coffee now that this has been settled!

Thanks rags. I had to go check on my mother.
I told her that joke and I thought she was going to pee her pants laughing
She loves your jokes.
She says thank you

I already brew it!

Does that have anything to do with this being FeBREWary?

Lol, I'm up first, first thing I do is push the Mr coffee button

Easiest fix is to do what I do whenever I am asked to do skirt work in the kitchen.
Do it poorly. Coffee too weak or too strong, overdone scrambled eggs, nearly raw bacon. She'll come around to it soon enough.
Before anyone jumps on me, I don't ask her to fix the transmission, and when I am in the easy chair, I pick my feet up so she can vacuum, and I smack her rump so she thinks that I don't think her butt looks big in those shorts.

52Carl,,,, your my new hero...lol

Cute