Up here we have a season for grass......and it sure ain’t Feb,March,....Maybe the 2nd week in April ,for Southern NH. More like Mid May in Northern NH.

They still eat Spam right out of the can...'cause they can gum it.

I don’t like cutting grass. Then again, I don’t like shoveling snow.

honestly i don't mind doin either.

Here ya on that Gramps.
Where I live in Wisconsin we have about 3 weeks between the two.
That is when I try to fit in the majority of my fishing and turkey hunting.

Zim

We start mowing in late March, or April in Kentucky, at least a true Kentuckian does who lives out in the country, and not some sissy subdivision with store bought grass...Lol.

Blue grass ey?

Zim

In our area it's Way too soggy to even 'think' about mowing yet. Since last June...R A I N has become a four letter obscenity for me.

I'll take the North and what it offers everyday no problem!

31 Fescue and triple 19 fert lime also

Do you ice fish in Kentucky ? It’s a stupid question....but I Nevah been that far south.

That's just wrong this time of year. But enjoy the yard work!!

Yea we got 5 1/2 inches Sunday -Tuesday . But sunny yesterday and windy today dried out enough to mow. More rain moving in tonight ... uuugh haven't set a trap since Thanksgiving week because rain every other day. Only 4 day stretch with out rain was when it got down to 2 degrees with 30 mph winds a couple weeks ago. 2 days after 2 degrees was 78!!! 9 hours after it reached 78 back down to 18 degrees . CRAZY !!!!

LOL not store bought my friend. HARD work and lots of fertilizer and pelletized lime put on at the right time. Being raised in the country and gardening most of my life figured out how to grow grass anyway LOL

Also have lived here 23 years enough time to get a good stand of grass........

Please list what you have that we don't. Moose maybe , or grizzly bear. You can keep both . Also the deep snow and fridge temps too. Oh yes we got elk and just about all the critters you have except a couple.....

1. Heavy fur!

Lol, Okay I'll cut you some slack on the grass, but you know fertilizing is like throwing gas on a fire, Lol...The yard looks great.

LOL heck i'm retired . Ain't that what old retired farts do . Try to have the best yard in the neighborhood.

Any one notice no trees in my yard. Like I said earlier I bought my first car before weedeaters where even a brain fart . I had to use those old squeeze hand trimmers. I swore then if I ever owned my own house no trees. PLUS added bonus no leaves except what blows in from the neighbors.

Law dog not a CRITTER. You also have butt crack deep snow but why didn't you list that LOL

"Ya all" get back to me around July, when I am basking in 65 degrees