Re: Humor In Insanity
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I had no idea who Natalie Portman was. My first reaction was I don't want your milk or your eggs. After seeing her photo I changed my mind. I'll take the milk warm and the eggs scrambled. I might want a second serving but only if I find the first satisfactory.
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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Do you think she would feel sorry for us men if she knew were rocky mountain oysters came from Good one.
wanna be goat farmer.
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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Actually we do! That's where the Oysters come from. You keep the Cow's for increase, a few Bull's to make it happen, and the rest...
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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Why are the "women's activists" in Hollywood always the women who are famous only because they are sexy - for the entertainment of men. Do Natalie Portman or Alyssa Milano believe they would be famous if they were average looking and only accepted roles wearing baggy sweatshirts and bib overalls?
-Ryan
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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[quote=maintenanceguy]Why are the "women's activists" in Hollywood always the women who are famous only because they are sexy - for the entertainment of men. Do Natalie Portman or Alyssa Milano believe they would be famous if they were average looking and only accepted roles wearing baggy sweatshirts and bib overalls?[/quote
I prefer to think that their beauty is my reward for having to listen to them. Which only occurs when I read a post on here.
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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What good is a woman that cant help you butcher or cook you a steak? Even when your 20 you need to stop for a meal once in a while
Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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Funny how shes only concerned about the female cows and chickens cause we use them for milk and eggs.How about the male cows and chickens that all get butchered just because they CANT produce eggs and milk?Hahahahahaaaa
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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Adam M, that would be funny if it wasn't true! LOL
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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What about all the plants, that are killed to keep her and similar concerned morons alive? They should all just commit suicide, so other organisms can feed and prosper on their rotting corpses.
Keith There would be plenty of happy, healthy fungi & scavengers out there
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Re: Humor In Insanity
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How can someone so hot be so wrong?! See what I did there? Objectified her womeninity and insulted her lack of intelligence in only 8 words. I could have done it in two words. The first word is "Stupid" the second word is the most vile word a human can call a woman, but that can't be posted here. My work is done.
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