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Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7633162 07/23/22 01:25 PM 07/23/22 01:25 PM
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 206 Ridgefield, WA B Bearguy trapper
Bearguy trapper B Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 206 Ridgefield, WA	What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark? Flood lights! All you "Woke" people need to go back to sleep!

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7633633 07/24/22 06:23 AM 07/24/22 06:23 AM
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,690 Illinois foxkidd44 OP trapper
foxkidd44 OP trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,690 Illinois	Flood lites,,, haha haha!! Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7633757 07/24/22 08:51 AM 07/24/22 08:51 AM
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,690 Illinois foxkidd44 OP trapper
foxkidd44 OP trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,690 Illinois	What kind of beer did Moses drink?? Busch lite Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7633761 07/24/22 09:01 AM 07/24/22 09:01 AM
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,478 PA M Marathon trapper
Marathon trapper M Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,478 PA	What kind of bees make milk? Boobies

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7633984 07/24/22 01:43 PM 07/24/22 01:43 PM
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MTHunter trapper M Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 161 MONTANA	Why don’t anteaters get sick? They’re full of antibodies!

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7634667 07/25/22 09:50 AM 07/25/22 09:50 AM
Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 698 Ontario S Saskfly trapper
Saskfly trapper S Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 698 Ontario	Two goldfish in a tank, First goldfish says to the second, I'll drive you man the gun.

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7634716 07/25/22 11:18 AM 07/25/22 11:18 AM
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beaverpeeler trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 11,255 Oregon	Two ants arguing on a toilet seat. One of them got peed off. Last edited by beaverpeeler; 07/25/22 11:19 AM. My fear of moving stairs is escalating!

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7634729 07/25/22 11:39 AM 07/25/22 11:39 AM
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loosegoose trapper L Joined: Jun 2018 Posts: 4,772 Beatrice, NE	Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (Sounds like I eat my poo) What has four letters, but has three letters.

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7634770 07/25/22 12:37 PM 07/25/22 12:37 PM
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albrahal trapper A Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 99 NY, St. Lawrence County	"How do you make a kleenex dance?" "Ya put a little boogie in it!"

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7634813 07/25/22 02:42 PM 07/25/22 02:42 PM
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Trapset trapper Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,571 Nebraska	How to trap a polar bear: Chop hole in the ice and put an open can of peas next to it. When a bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole. www.rtssetter.com

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7634815 07/25/22 02:51 PM 07/25/22 02:51 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,744 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes T Trapper7 trapper
Trapper7 trapper T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,744 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes	A guy was walking down the street with only one shoe on. Another guy asks, "Hey buddy, you lose a shoe?" The other guy says, "Nope, found one." The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

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