Maybe if I take these folks advice and wave nicely he'll stop for a glass of sweet tea.

Nope no neighbors

for living in town I live in about as close as it gets to redneck paradise

a quick look around almost every yard has dogs

almost every yard has a boat parked in it

almost every yard has a truck or two or 3

campers and trailers

gardens

kids riding by on bikes with fishing poles and back packs

other kids running around in yards

guys working on cars and trucks

garages with big screen tvs and guys drinking beer watching the game sitting in a lawn chair door open.

most everyone does keep their lawns nocked down.

I have never raised my voice at any of my neighbors, but have had them removed from my land when they became disrespectful to my wife when one of their renters ran off the road and took out 8 of my fence post and hit a tree. All because my wife asked the renter how fast she was speeding. Speed limit is 30 mph she jumped a ditch went up a 4' hill took out the fence hit the tree splitting it spinning the SUV 180 and it stopped 12' past where the fence was inside my pasture. Neighbor saw her renter and thought she would get involved when she drove buy. She mouthed off to my wife in front of the sheriff deputies. My wife told her she wouldn't speak to her like that in our property the deputy said this is your land my wife said yes the deputy told the neighbor to get back on the road.

My neighbors are very nice to me. When I was in the hospital our next door neighbor made us a couple meals and made a bunch of homemade cookies. Maybe they like our well kept lawn.

My neighbor drove across my wet yard/underground sprinklers once. I didn't do much yelling, more swinging. I don't reckon that will happen again.

I don't have neighbors that I can see

Warrior if your neighbors do any of these things don't eat any of it!!!

Beat him with a 4x2….

Meth addict next door kept yelling everytime shelly was outside, called the law claimed she was putting pine cones in her yard and even dumber stuff, too much to mention. Cops had talked to us, talked to her and her husband so had about figured out she was nuts. Finally we pressed charge's against her, they put a warrant out for her arrest, didn't pick her up that day picked her up early the next morning which just happened to be Thanksgiving day, lol. So she sat in jail till the next week when everything opened back up. Went to court with her, she got fined, put on probation, court cost and all that, haven't heard a peep out of her since.

No, I have never screamed or yelled at my neighbors. Pretty much gave up on that kind of communication in my late 20’s.

I would ignore him. Not look at him, but be aware. It’s a rewarding feeling to not give knuckleheads the satisfaction they are after.

One of my neighbors is a jerk. I just avoid him as much as possible. The others are great. I just try to make sure that the one in every crowd isn't me.

Solution don’t have neighbors

What are neighbors?

Nah, live in a nice little neighborhood. Know all neighbors 3 doors down each side of me and across the street as well. The neighbor a couple doors down has a house across the street that they rent out. Came home one night from coyote hunting and noticed those folks out and about. In the dark it looked like they was hanging someone from an oak in the yard.
I hadn’t met them yet, but hollered across the road that their business is their business, but that it would be less obvious if they hung whoever they’re hanging in the back yard. They started laughing and shined a light…they were decorating for Halloween and wanted the neighborhood kids to wake up and see it vs watching them do it. They turned out to be good people as well.
The neighbor next door and across the street take turns bringing me dinner when the wife is outa town or when they try new recipes. One has a husband confined to a wheelchair and the others is fairly older than me and I help out with “manly” stuff when needed.
What’s funny is my wife sets the yard mowing in motion when she mows. 2 days after we mow ours everyone else had theirs mowed. If a neighbor is out of town and she mows, she’ll ride on over and mow theirs. They do us the same if we’re out of town.
Neighbor across the the street went on an extended vacation and asked us to watch out for the place. What he forgot to mention was his brother got a NEW truck and would be stopping by. Well I see a strange truck pull in and park behind the house. I told the wife, not today! I walked up loaded for bear and he about had a heart attack! It’s been a joke with them and the neighbors for a while now. Get that crazy guy across the street to watch your house cause he ain’t letting nothing happen.
The only yelling we do is normal talk from one house to the other. Don’t think I’d want to live anywhere else.

Warrior,

When he is away some day, clean all of the stuff in your yard up that he is complaining about and put it in his yard. Then when he comes home you can yell at him and tell him to clean his yard up!!!

A few drops down the fresh air duct on the car, for a nice long lasting effect. Especially after a long sit in the Georgia heat.

Growing up I was always told "to have good neighbors you have to be a good neighbor". I could care less about the state of your lawn, I care more about the state of your character

Kinda sounds like a hold my drink challenge. You need to triple whatever you have in the yard and make sure to apply liberal amounts of fertilizer and water to help the weed growth. It will either make him so crazy he will go mute or the stuff and weeds will be so high you he wont be able to see that your in the yard to yell at.

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