David, there are some people that think I might be a little bit humorous, but you certainly have the edge. I keep wondering why my mother couldn't have been an English teacher and a first rate professional cook too.

P.S. Don't get the wrong idea: I weigh exactly what I weighed in 1961 when I graduated from high school. ( Yeah, I know, my classmates weren't entirely happy with me either )

[I often pack heat under there.

[/quote] ...as in a loaded pistol flopping around near your jewels?

is your kilt length past you knees or are you a manslut?

Any updates to this?

I keep a mini mag on my belt and I have a large multi cell LED light of a brand I can't remember that I like to carry when I need to do more than spot mouse traps. The free flashlight app on my phone has come in handy too.

Our guys lose, drop, forget, and run over so many flashlights that I decided to fight back. The next guy who needs a flashlight will

get one of those clear plastic beauties that I picked up at the Dollar Tree. ( And we all know how good those are )

That's how I got my big one. It's a Defiant that a sales guy left behind. I tried to give it back, but he didn't remember it. It's mine now...

Still got the same streamlight. Taken advantage of the LIFETIME WARRANTY since then. Dropped in the local batteries plus (authorized repair center) and got on site parts replacement (zero down time) to replace the tail cap switch and new glass (the old glass was scratched) they threw in a new front bezel. No charge, covered under warranty.