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Funny call #3782994
04/29/13 02:59 PM
04/29/13 02:59 PM
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Smoky Mtns TN
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Paul Antczak Offline OP
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Smoky Mtns TN
Here's how it went. Hey Paul this is Amy. Don't plug those holes yet I heard those squirrels again. It wasn't the flapping noise again it was running. Ms. Amy I think you heard them on the metal roof over your back poarch. Oh no it was by my bed room they were running down my esophagus.
There were a few jokes I could of said but I withheld.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3782996
04/29/13 03:02 PM
04/29/13 03:02 PM
Joined: Jan 2013
Holt Michigan
NFT Offline
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Holt Michigan
laugh

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3783143
04/29/13 05:53 PM
04/29/13 05:53 PM
Joined: Jul 2008
mequon, wisconsin
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Paul Winkelmann Offline
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Since I haven't seen Amy's esophagus I will not make any harsh judgements.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3783857
04/30/13 08:06 AM
04/30/13 08:06 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Manchester, CT
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Keith J. Ferry Offline
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Manchester, CT
Thats as funny as the lady who asked me to make sure no eggs where left behind after I got the flying squirrels out.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3784478
04/30/13 06:14 PM
04/30/13 06:14 PM
Joined: Jan 2013
Smoky Mtns TN
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Paul Antczak Offline OP
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Smoky Mtns TN
HAHA

Re: Funny call [Re: Keith J. Ferry] #3784672
04/30/13 08:55 PM
04/30/13 08:55 PM
Joined: Apr 2010
St. Louis area
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Dave Schmidt Offline
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St. Louis area
Originally Posted By: nuisanceman
Thats as funny as the lady who asked me to make sure no eggs where left behind after I got the flying squirrels out.

No problems guaranteeing that!


ALL OUT Wildlife Control
Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3784847
04/30/13 11:29 PM
04/30/13 11:29 PM
Joined: Aug 2010
California
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Baxter Offline
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California
I had a weird one today. Said there was a fox in near the deck area of an art gallery at the college. Go to check it out, they said it was inside the gallery. GO into the gallery and there are some translucent partitions all over and the lady says there it behind that partition. Well all I could see was a girl behind there. Lady says its a red fox. Well out pops a chick in a full red body suit with a gopro camera on her head. At that point it was time for me to leave.


Aaron

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3785045
05/01/13 09:01 AM
05/01/13 09:01 AM
Joined: Jul 2008
mequon, wisconsin
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Paul Winkelmann Offline
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mequon, wisconsin
Well if she was nice looking, she would definitely qualify as a red fox.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3785127
05/01/13 10:35 AM
05/01/13 10:35 AM
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California
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Baxter Offline
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California
I couldn't tell with the spandex over her face.


Aaron

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3785455
05/01/13 03:52 PM
05/01/13 03:52 PM
Joined: Aug 2010
CT
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RF Wildlife Offline
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CT
Baxter, you make this sound like an uncommon occurrence in California.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3785694
05/01/13 07:30 PM
05/01/13 07:30 PM
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California
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Baxter Offline
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California
I called my competitors to let them know to stay away. It was pretty funny.


Aaron

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3786407
05/02/13 12:00 PM
05/02/13 12:00 PM
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St. Louis Co, Mo
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To what purpose? Anti's, or just a prank?


Every kid needs a Dog and a Curmudgeon.

Remember Bowe Bergdahl, the traitor.

Beware! Jill Pudlewski, Ron Oates and Keven Begesse are liars and thiefs!
Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3786655
05/02/13 03:51 PM
05/02/13 03:51 PM
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California
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Baxter Offline
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California
Not sure. If it was antis, they fail to understand my traps work 24/7.


Aaron

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3787191
05/02/13 09:14 PM
05/02/13 09:14 PM
Joined: Apr 2010
St. Louis area
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Dave Schmidt Offline
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St. Louis area
As long as I get paid, I'll do it.


ALL OUT Wildlife Control
Re: Funny call [Re: Baxter] #3787522
05/03/13 05:39 AM
05/03/13 05:39 AM
Joined: Jun 2012
Dudley NC
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Dudley NC
Originally Posted By: Baxter
I had a weird one today. Said there was a fox in near the deck area of an art gallery at the college. Go to check it out, they said it was inside the gallery. GO into the gallery and there are some translucent partitions all over and the lady says there it behind that partition. Well all I could see was a girl behind there. Lady says its a red fox. Well out pops a chick in a full red body suit with a gopro camera on her head. At that point it was time for me to leave.


You did charge them for a service call, right? I mean, funny or not, they called, you came, you investigated,... They owe you for the call.


Muddawg
Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3787524
05/03/13 05:42 AM
05/03/13 05:42 AM
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Dudley NC
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Dudley NC
Oh! Oh! Oh!

What would have been REALLY funny would have been grab the red chick with your catch pole then inform the other lady that the law requires you to euthanize problem foxes! THEN give her the bill grin


Muddawg
Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3787766
05/03/13 10:14 AM
05/03/13 10:14 AM
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California
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California
I thought about all that, but assault charges made me think twice.


Aaron

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3788293
05/03/13 07:17 PM
05/03/13 07:17 PM
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California
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California
So the lady called and apologized today. She said she was hypnotized to react like a fox that is why she didn't talk to me. Turns out she wanted me to catch pole her. Man the kooks are out. She said she would compensate me for my time and get lunch.


Aaron

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3788398
05/03/13 08:36 PM
05/03/13 08:36 PM
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Chitwood Oregon
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Chitwood Oregon
Wow, she went through a lot of trouble to get a lunch date with you.


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Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3789906
05/05/13 12:06 PM
05/05/13 12:06 PM
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St. Louis area
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Dave Schmidt Offline
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Baxter, either those Cali-girls are even wierder than we're told, or you are very high demand by the female population, and they have to trick you into showing interest!


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Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3790069
05/05/13 03:45 PM
05/05/13 03:45 PM
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California
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Baxter Offline
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California
Think they are weirder. I'm a big bearded guy that smells like skunk during the spring.

Last edited by Baxter; 05/05/13 03:46 PM.

Aaron

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3790078
05/05/13 03:54 PM
05/05/13 03:54 PM
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mequon, wisconsin
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Paul Winkelmann Offline
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mequon, wisconsin
Well right there is your answer. Baxter and his unique odor, can attract those Cali chicks from much greater distances.

Re: Funny call [Re: Baxter] #3796765
05/11/13 01:17 PM
05/11/13 01:17 PM
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Georgia
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Georgia
Lol They probably think you smell like weed not skunk and that's why they are attracted to you.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3800098
05/14/13 11:29 AM
05/14/13 11:29 AM
Joined: May 2013
Western Montana
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Western Montana
They are migrating north.....................


Just because something is legal doesn't make it smart.
Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3800205
05/14/13 01:13 PM
05/14/13 01:13 PM
Joined: Oct 2008
somewhere in the middle of MT
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DAVE SALYS-CWCP Offline
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Well well well look whos's here, howdy Mr.ADC

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3800264
05/14/13 02:05 PM
05/14/13 02:05 PM
Joined: May 2013
Western Montana
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ADCofWMt Offline
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Western Montana
Ya know me, like a bad penny. I always turn up.


Just because something is legal doesn't make it smart.
Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3800373
05/14/13 04:03 PM
05/14/13 04:03 PM
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mequon, wisconsin
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Paul Winkelmann Offline
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mequon, wisconsin
Salys, since the Californians have started buying all of Montana, I can't keep up with you guys. If ADC isn't Hettinger or Wallace, I need an introduction.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3800413
05/14/13 04:35 PM
05/14/13 04:35 PM
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Western Montana
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Western Montana
lol. Wish I was as good as those two. Hettinger is east of me quite a way and Wallace is North of me. I am a newby to the ADC business. You know me on another forum as Woodswalker.


Just because something is legal doesn't make it smart.
Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3800700
05/14/13 08:25 PM
05/14/13 08:25 PM
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mequon, wisconsin
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Paul Winkelmann Offline
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mequon, wisconsin
Well knowing those two kind of makes up for the fact that you know Salys.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3801154
05/15/13 08:37 AM
05/15/13 08:37 AM
Joined: Oct 2008
somewhere in the middle of MT
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DAVE SALYS-CWCP Offline
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Paul are you trying to get to my one and only feeling? Tank the wonder dog has done it twice in the last 7 years but he's the only one.

Re: Funny call [Re: Paul Antczak] #3801615
05/15/13 04:29 PM
05/15/13 04:29 PM
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mequon, wisconsin
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Does ADC know Tank the wonder dog? That would count double.

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