exactly,,,,,, new rigs have crumple zones,,,,not bumpers.

One day this officer tried to pull over a driver and he would not stop. The officer just kept following him. Finally the guy pulled over, The cop said lets hear it!! And remember , this better be good. Because i have herd them all. The guy said, Well Officer, I just got a divorce about thee months ago. The Officer said, What does that have to do with you not stopping? Well, the Guy said, My wife ran off with a cop! The officer said, What does that have to do with me? the Guy said, I thought you were trying to bring her back!!

Dave

Cop to speeding teenager: "I've been waiting for you all day."
Teenager: Well I tried to get here as fast as I could."

True story; Cop was laughing so hard he gave the kid a warning.

A woman came in the meat market where I worked .said a state cop pulled her over .She figured she'd try to humor him and asked him.."Are you going to try and sell me a ticket to the state policeman's Ball? ' The cop said ..."Lady state Police don't have balls" ...Cop turned red ,got in his car and left .