I won third (he pronounced it turd) place mega millions. I don't remember entering but he assured me I did and I may have have been at Walmart and I didn't know there was a third place. Lol we got cut off but he called back and during the conversation he informed me the federal reserve was run by congress and an not an independent entity as I had always thought. It was a long and informative call but ended abruptly when he asked what the background noise was and I told him it was the recorder so my wife would believe me we were millionaires.(guess they don't like wives.) But I am patiently waiting for the State Patrol to bring the briefcase with the check. (He said this is how all lottery winnings are distributed) Call was from Jamaica sadly when I call back the call can't be completed so y'all can't get in on this

Well , at least you were almost a winner ....

Can't trust those state patrolmen - you should have given your bank account information so they could direct deposit it for you.

Yup third is the best I've ever done in the Mega Millions. Maybe next time and I won't buy a ticket then either.