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A father watched his young daughter #6186900
03/14/18 01:52 AM
03/14/18 01:52 AM
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rags57078 Offline OP
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered..

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that *hit here in Texas."


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Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6186910
03/14/18 02:00 AM
03/14/18 02:00 AM
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Posts: 252
N.W. Pennsylvania, Venango cou...
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N.W. Pennsylvania, Venango cou...
LOL.that's a good one right there for sure.


Life's too short, enjoy everyday like it was your last.
Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6186912
03/14/18 02:03 AM
03/14/18 02:03 AM
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Posts: 9,008
Fredonia, PA.
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grin


Liberals are not for gun control, they are for no guns, then control!
Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6186948
03/14/18 02:33 AM
03/14/18 02:33 AM
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Posts: 234
Barron Couny, WI
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Barron Couny, WI
Lol!!


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Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6186958
03/14/18 02:41 AM
03/14/18 02:41 AM
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Posts: 5,674
Nebraska, Dawson County
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Nebraska, Dawson County
grin

I'd be takin her for a great big ice cream cone. cool



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Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

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Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6187094
03/14/18 10:13 AM
03/14/18 10:13 AM
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Saginaw, Mi
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Good one

Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6187126
03/14/18 11:28 AM
03/14/18 11:28 AM
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lewis county,new york
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yeah that's funny,thanks.

Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6187165
03/14/18 12:36 PM
03/14/18 12:36 PM
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LOL

Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6187207
03/14/18 01:16 PM
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Nebraska
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LMAO!


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Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6187216
03/14/18 01:22 PM
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My wife thought that was funny.

Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078] #6187267
03/14/18 02:14 PM
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Minnesota
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Hahaha!


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