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#6186900 - 03/13/18 08:52 PM A father watched his young daughter
rags57078 Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 8105
Loc: se SD


A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered..

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that *hit here in Texas."
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#6186910 - 03/13/18 09:00 PM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
PA.Trapper Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/30/15
Posts: 230
Loc: N.W. Pennsylvania, Venango cou...
LOL.that's a good one right there for sure.
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#6186912 - 03/13/18 09:03 PM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
Finster Offline
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Registered: 03/13/13
Posts: 8459
Loc: Fredonia, PA.
grin
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#6186948 - 03/13/18 09:33 PM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
John Deere Steve Offline
trapper

Registered: 09/15/09
Posts: 197
Loc: Barron Couny, WI
Lol!!
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#6186958 - 03/13/18 09:41 PM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
chas3457 Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/19/10
Posts: 5530
Loc: Nebraska, Dawson County
grin

I'd be takin her for a great big ice cream cone. cool



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#6187094 - 03/14/18 05:13 AM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
micheal Offline
trapper

Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 2902
Loc: Saginaw, Mi
Good one

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#6187126 - 03/14/18 06:28 AM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
newfox1 Offline
trapper

Registered: 03/14/16
Posts: 543
Loc: lewis county,new york
yeah that's funny,thanks.

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#6187165 - 03/14/18 07:36 AM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
snowy Online   happy
trapper

Registered: 12/26/11
Posts: 4900
Loc: MT
LOL

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#6187207 - 03/14/18 08:16 AM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
Trapset Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 2095
Loc: Nebraska
LMAO!
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#6187216 - 03/14/18 08:22 AM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
virgil1972 Offline
trapper

Registered: 10/15/17
Posts: 305
Loc: Wisconsin
My wife thought that was funny.

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#6187267 - 03/14/18 09:14 AM Re: A father watched his young daughter [Re: rags57078]
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Registered: 12/31/06
Posts: 20341
Loc: Minnesota
Hahaha!
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