Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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yeah sometimes I let my 15 year old fart device out in public but he is a real room clearer.
we had dinner with my parents last night we are not even to the end of the drive way and he let a toxic ripper go , with "ahhh I been holding that for an hour".
all 4 windows were rushed down breath held till it cleared
he was informed he could excuse himself outside at any time let that go , and return when the toxic had passed , I think he waited till he was sitting between his sisters intentionally to drop that bomb.
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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Need one for the Casino for the smokers, "do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I fart for 10 minutes and fan it your way?"
Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Hal]
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Need one for the Casino for the smokers, "do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I fart for 10 minutes and fan it your way?" Seriously! You can fart for ten minutes? Don't be getting turned on now Hal it was just a figure of speech! LOL
Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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It's not crop dusting. But I was know drop a good one alone in isle. Then run up the isle far enough to not look suspicious, watch next poor sucker walk into it..Watch the look on their face.. Another good one is to get by the eggs, meat case, deli drop a good one. Then when next person walks up say "Man they need to clean their case. I think there is something bad in there!" Now since the cancer I can't even enjoy sliding one out...Never thought I'd miss that. Can still more than clear a room just got to use different method Mac
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Re: fart devices in public
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Once my uncle made it to 60, his famous line was always “never trust a fart.” You know what they used to say in WW2.. Loose lips sink ships! That is not all that can happen.. Mac
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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You kids and your electronic devices!!!
Back in my day we interacted with people and didn't rely on some device to pass gas.
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Re: fart devices in public
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Anyone ever use stink bombs? One year my oldest bro bought a pack of them from a vendor at our pueblos feast. Him my other brother and cousins thought it would be funny to toss one inside the kitchen while people were eating and my mom and the auntys were cooking. They cleared out the house my aunt's were beyond mad. Then one little cousin started vomiting all over the house their only saving grace was it was towards the end of the day. Then in high school one of my buddy's had bought some at my pueblos feast he saved a couple for school and tossed them in the halls during passing period twice in 2 different buildings in the same day. Nothing like 400 kids all gaging at the same time
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Re: fart devices in public
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Need one for the Casino for the smokers, "do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I fart for 10 minutes and fan it your way?" Seriously! You can fart for ten minutes? In professional contests, that's known as a triple flutterblast..
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Re: fart devices in public
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Need one for the Casino for the smokers, "do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I fart for 10 minutes and fan it your way?" Seriously! You can fart for ten minutes? Are you saying you can't?
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Re: fart devices in public
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ha ha my phone has an app that plays fart sounds when it rings. Makes for a good time in the store when I don't answer it.
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Re: fart devices in public
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ha ha my phone has an app that plays fart sounds when it rings. Makes for a good time in the store when I don't answer it. The ringtone on my sons phone...only when I call him....is a huge Fart sound. He’s been in line at the bank and subway ,when I call ....and he gets the dirtiest looks ....then laughter,when he answers his phone...lol
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: 52Carl]
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I killed an old lady in Ishpeming, Michigan years ago with a huge, deadly, silent fart. I'm pretty sure anyway, but I did leave the seen. It was an accident. She came around the corner behind me real quick like. Is there a statute of limitation for manslaughter? You know it is a bad one when you have to get away from your own self. That one stuck in the fabric of my clothes forever, it seemed. Call me kookie this post is killing me..I got tears running on my face. My younger brother always the prude would say.. Jeesh can't ya find something else to talk about..Of course then someone would just fart..LOL Mac
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Re: fart devices in public
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heck it's sweet corn season everywhere,who needs a device.good ol corn gas
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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worst thing i've saw was an elderlly woman with the walking farts at a funeral.
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Re: fart devices in public
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worst thing i've saw was an elderlly woman with the walking farts at a funeral. Might have a topper for this one LOL My son was about 15 and in hospital after knee surgery. A older nun comes in room to visit as is pretty normal at this hospital. She visits with us a bit think did a little prayer with the boy. Then as she walks out of the room toot's out a nice string of walking farts I ever heard... We waited until she was out the door before boy and I both bust a gut laughing.. Wife tried to explain it away saying it was her shoes on the floor.. Yea right. my hearing wasn't that bad even back then.. Got another nun story but that was about actual turd... so really not for this post...aaaahhhh! have to just pass :-) Mac
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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i'm from a little town and must say its the only time i've saw 50 people laughing at a funeral.
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Re: fart devices in public
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Don't need a contraption.I can fart the star spangled banner.
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Re: fart devices in public
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Don't need a contraption.I can fart the star spangled banner. I see a video going viral...in your future !
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Re: fart devices in public
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Don't need a contraption.I can fart the star spangled banner. That just plain showing off
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Re: fart devices in public
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My fave is farting in an elevator and jumping out just as the door shuts!
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Re: fart devices in public
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Winter time is the worst. Bibs just funnel your own stank right up to the nose. Waders too!
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