Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Hal]
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08/13/18 07:12 PM
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Need one for the Casino for the smokers, "do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I fart for 10 minutes and fan it your way?" Seriously! You can fart for ten minutes? Are you saying you can't?
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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08/13/18 07:45 PM
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ha ha my phone has an app that plays fart sounds when it rings. Makes for a good time in the store when I don't answer it.
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Malukchuk]
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08/13/18 09:19 PM
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ha ha my phone has an app that plays fart sounds when it rings. Makes for a good time in the store when I don't answer it. The ringtone on my sons phone...only when I call him....is a huge Fart sound. He’s been in line at the bank and subway ,when I call ....and he gets the dirtiest looks ....then laughter,when he answers his phone...lol
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: 52Carl]
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08/13/18 10:11 PM
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I killed an old lady in Ishpeming, Michigan years ago with a huge, deadly, silent fart. I'm pretty sure anyway, but I did leave the seen. It was an accident. She came around the corner behind me real quick like. Is there a statute of limitation for manslaughter? You know it is a bad one when you have to get away from your own self. That one stuck in the fabric of my clothes forever, it seemed. Call me kookie this post is killing me..I got tears running on my face. My younger brother always the prude would say.. Jeesh can't ya find something else to talk about..Of course then someone would just fart..LOL Mac
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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08/14/18 08:27 AM
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heck it's sweet corn season everywhere,who needs a device.good ol corn gas
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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08/14/18 08:29 AM
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worst thing i've saw was an elderlly woman with the walking farts at a funeral.
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: pcr2]
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08/14/18 08:40 AM
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worst thing i've saw was an elderlly woman with the walking farts at a funeral. Might have a topper for this one LOL My son was about 15 and in hospital after knee surgery. A older nun comes in room to visit as is pretty normal at this hospital. She visits with us a bit think did a little prayer with the boy. Then as she walks out of the room toot's out a nice string of walking farts I ever heard... We waited until she was out the door before boy and I both bust a gut laughing.. Wife tried to explain it away saying it was her shoes on the floor.. Yea right. my hearing wasn't that bad even back then.. Got another nun story but that was about actual turd... so really not for this post...aaaahhhh! have to just pass :-) Mac
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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08/14/18 08:43 AM
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i'm from a little town and must say its the only time i've saw 50 people laughing at a funeral.
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: Sheepdog1]
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08/14/18 04:53 PM
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Don't need a contraption.I can fart the star spangled banner.
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: upstateNY]
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08/14/18 10:53 PM
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Don't need a contraption.I can fart the star spangled banner. I see a video going viral...in your future !
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: fart devices in public
[Re: upstateNY]
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08/15/18 10:42 AM
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Don't need a contraption.I can fart the star spangled banner. That just plain showing off
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