Wow. I wish I was as suave as you. You should write a book on "Hittin' on Poll Workers."

Don't start a fire if the chimney ain't working!

There's pills for that. You're not alone.

Send me a couple of them Nieces they can report back to you! LOL

bad taste

bad taste

A line you love to walk with impunity! Of course not your real ones the fake ones that get posted here all of the time, you 2 make a good team! LOL

Went in to vote 3 ladies at the table checking me in the 1st one I know well asks me "If I'm excited my wife will retire soon so we can spend more time together?" I did not just say no I said &%@* NO! Told them we tried that when we first were married and fighting for my best tree stand was not fun and her running ahead to see what I trapped took the fun out of discovering that for myself so I had to start tripping her when she got out of the truck to beat her to the sets. The first 2 were chuckling along but the 3rd one on the end must of been a feminist man hater she gave me the stink eye.


So I'm thinking it's on now, so I told the ladies that the wife got so slow on the gate duty so I don't take her anymore, now she is shaking her head along with the stink eye. So as I finished up I said I feel bad taking her now with the grunts and gowns she makes I feel bad for her so I just keep the window up and the radio loud do I don't have to listen to it that way. I gave her a smile and a wink so I think I made a new friend!