My wife and kids went to Canada to see family and I'm home alone. Woke this morning to start blowing snow and the door wouldn't open. I hope a burglar wasn't turned away during the night and missed experiencing hand to hand combat because of an equipment malfunction.

Maybe your Wife poured water on it before she left to keep you in, and out of trouble.

It's some a blow we're having....open country is treacherous..

That would be my first guess too.

it's not actually froze,Russian Operatives snuck in overnight knowing the family was gone and made an attempt to silence you.they have implanted a chip in your brain while you were sleeping that allows them to see and hear everything you see and here.saw it on CNN.

Don't blame your dear wife, it was ice boogers throwed water on your door.

If they listen to my thoughts they'll be a super power again by next week.

Never thought of that. It didn't slow mcgyver down for long. Used a hair dryer and was out attacking the snow drifts in under ten minutes. I got a flat tire on a walk behind snow blower. Not much luck.

used the powder outta the shell to thaw the door and used the bullet for a butt plug to stop his squirts.ah good ol mcgyver.

heck,the man made duck tape what it is today.

No that was Red Green.

him or Brown Yellow.

Everyone knows the A-Team did more to advance the use of duct tape than anyone.

the a-team was sniffin superglue if the truth be known.

Be thankful!

I would think the more likely scenario was he was out of the house when she left and poured it on there to keep him out.

restrainin order twernt werkin.

It's probably Trumps fault

proves Al Gore really didn't kill manbearpig.

Isn't that the guy who invented the internet???