We could find a guaranteed buyer for finish Coon at twenty bucks nose count then we can pay the Trappers and Hunters 12 bucks a nose count and we'll all be rich.

I can cross the border at will, and would come north to take your fur and eat your lunch Too !

But everybody knows that the food in Canada Sucks.

I'd near starve to death on a diet of Canadian Bacon, Poutine, and Maple Syrup.

That, and those Cree Squaws are butt ugly up there in the boreal forest.

Besides, I'm not paying royalty to Queen Elizabeth on any Fur I take from you, BOCO

And let's not forget We won the War 0f 1812 and let you keep Canada

cause there was nothing there worth having except Spruce Trees.

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in the words of the worthless Rodney King."can't we all just get along."

You said you wished you could trap up here with all the rat country you seen when fishing.But you cant trap here since we kicked your arse back south after the war we won in 1812.We still celebrate that here.We had a huge shingding in 2012.
You guys don't celebrate it cause you lost,lol.
I heard Austin Passthepotatoes is too much competition for you.Are you a United trapper?LOL.