TRAPPERITIS


SYMPTOMS:
Person shows a need for the outdoors, sunshine and fresh air.
Shows signs of anxiety prior to the start of trapping season.
Processes baits and deceased animals around the home.
Patient will own tons of steel and a four wheel drive.
Hangs around people with the same infection.
Can be found in hip boots and wearing clothes with the aroma of fox urine.
Always rises early to check traps but not for work.
Has been known to collect various scat.
Appears preoccupied, but sometimes deaf to wife and kids.
PROGNOSIS:
Disease is not fatal.
Medication is useless
NO KNOWN CURE!
TREATMENT:
Victim should go trapping as often as possible.

VERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES

I have a shirt with this on it. but it is over 15 yrs old. Need a new one. Anyone know who might make these up? It was bought in Erie Pa at their annual outdoorsman show

Yes, I know woman get this as well. Didn't want to offend anyone