The boss called this morning and wanted me to come into work. I told him I couldn't and the reason was I was too high to work. Then I heard him say "What" . I then proceeded to tell him I was in another county high up in a tree. He muttered "Oh" and then there was silence. He hung up. I called him back a few hours later and said all is well. I've come down off my high and does he still need me? He laughed and hung up. Sarge

That's a good one! Hahaahaah

Nice!