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Little Johnny #6686809 12/08/19 11:11 AM 12/08/19 11:11 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,668 se SD rags57078 OP Humorist
rags57078 OP Humorist Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,668 se SD	.Little Johnny is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living, all the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, red faced. "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." Off in my own world Fish on !!!!!!! 47 years in this game of trapping

Re: Little Johnny [Re: rags57078] #6686850 12/08/19 11:57 AM 12/08/19 11:57 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,668 se SD rags57078 OP Humorist
rags57078 OP Humorist Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,668 se SD	OOPS fixed it Off in my own world Fish on !!!!!!! 47 years in this game of trapping

Re: Little Johnny [Re: rags57078] #6686907 12/08/19 01:02 PM 12/08/19 01:02 PM
Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 16,951 OH Catch22 trapper
Catch22 trapper Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 16,951 OH	That made me giggle I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....

Re: Little Johnny [Re: rags57078] #6687189 12/08/19 06:05 PM 12/08/19 06:05 PM
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 5,898 michigan,USA S seniortrap trapper
seniortrap trapper S Joined: May 2012 Posts: 5,898 michigan,USA	That's funny. Vietnam--1967 46th. Const./Combat Engineers "Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction." "After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"

Re: Little Johnny [Re: rags57078] #6687201 12/08/19 06:14 PM 12/08/19 06:14 PM
Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 6,697 Newark, Ohio 83 years Actor trapper
Actor trapper Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 6,697 Newark, Ohio 83 years	Good one … By the way …. Happy Birthday … Are you as old as I am yet? Garry- Last edited by Actor; 12/08/19 06:15 PM. “Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.” Have been trapping 77 years…

Re: Little Johnny [Re: Actor] #6687337 12/08/19 08:05 PM 12/08/19 08:05 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,668 se SD rags57078 OP Humorist
rags57078 OP Humorist Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,668 se SD	Originally Posted by Actor Good one … By the way …. Happy Birthday … Are you as old as I am yet? Garry- Not yet but gaining Off in my own world Fish on !!!!!!! 47 years in this game of trapping

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