I posted this once , maybe a couple yrs back ..........not many with a sence of humor back then ...

My wife dreamed I didn't rescue her from a brown bear attack, because my guns were unloaded... she made me check the 44 magnum, 45/70,12 gauge, and 10 gauge. They were loaded.

Thanks, I'm still laughing.

Thinking about sending it to my daughter's fiance but I have a few more things I want to do before I die.

Hahaha

Mental disorders can appear later in life as well and once someone has one it is with them forever IE Bipolar... getting married is a roll of the dice no matter who you choose.

I sat up in bed and said "There is a bear" and then I put my arm over my wife then laid back down and fell asleep. She was certain I saw a bear and pushed her down to make my getaway, she was mad for a good while about it.

You know what they say.

"Women. You can't live with them..."


That's it.

Nothing else.

There is no more.

I'd love to tell people my wife is sane and levelheaded. But she chose me, continues to put up with me, and actually seems happy to see me when I get home... Proof positive that she deserves a straight jacket.

Mike

That actually happened to me. After a week of getting treated like pond scum, I said we aint getting up from this table till you tell me whats wrong. She dreamed I was cheating on her. I assured her I wasn't and things got better for a while. Any guesses on who ended up cheating?