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What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? #6817387
03/25/20 08:19 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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My grandpa had a way with words. 35 years after his passing I still remember most of the things he said. What do you remember grandpa saying (especially when there weren't any women to here it?

Mine:
If it has teats or tires it's going to cause you problems



Last edited by Leftlane; 03/25/20 08:19 PM. Reason: Corrected spelling

If I am there it is NOT a gun free zone!
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817401
03/25/20 08:34 PM
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Not many that I can post on this site. grin
Never trust anything that can bleed for a week strait and not die. That is about as clean as they get sorry can't share any more that come to mind at this time.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817402
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My one grandpa had all kinds of sayings but 2 of them comes to mind the most. My cousin use to be bad about putting any and everything in his mouth. But when he put coon poop or rabbit turds in his mouth my grandpa would say huaaa get that out of your mouth, feee you'll get worms. Lol. And hubba hubba, took me till i was a teenager to figure that one out.
Grandpa E he had a nickname for just about everyone, most of them where funny and fitting, some i shouldn't of been told they got me in trouble when i got home and used them around mom and dad. Lol


Let me sugar coat this
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817403
03/25/20 08:35 PM
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Excuses excuses,only satisfy the people that make them. Definitely my favorite


Life's too short, enjoy everyday like it was your last.
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817407
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yeah, Paul would kick me off here...


"We didn't come all the way out here just to 'feel them on the line.' "
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817414
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Yer crazier than a pet coon.
That's when two fools met.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817419
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Lay with the dogs, your going to end up with the fleas.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: randy r] #6817424
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Not my grandpa but 2 things I say a lot

Want in one hand poop in the other see which gets filled up first

And when someone asks me where something is I say wherever it is that's where it's at... I'm usually the only one laughing

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817426
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose.

Me i have a head ache
Him if i head a head like that it would ache too.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817429
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It ain't like that guy is afraid of work, he will lay down next to it and take a nap.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817439
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there might be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the furnace!


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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817444
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I use to whoop bigger guys than you just to get to the fight! Miss the old guy!

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817445
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Had a 4 on the floor with a fifth under the seat.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817457
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Cheese is binding. With a heavy Swedish accent

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817460
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817463
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If someone would ask my Dad where he was going? He would tell the crazy, you want to go along?


It is more blessed to give than to receive
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817502
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Worthless as tits on a tomcat....


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Gary Benson] #6817513
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Go straight around this corner

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817528
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Best way to get over one is get under a new one.

Don't get under anything you can't bench press.

And remember your allergic to penicillin.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817529
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