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Keith Richards & Betty White #6825550 04/01/20 12:27 PM 04/01/20 12:27 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,081 SEPA L Lugnut OP trapper
Lugnut OP trapper L Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,081 SEPA	Keith Richards & Betty White Escape Earth Keith Richards & Betty White Escape From Earth to Repopulate the Species In a top secret NASA mission, our 2 most prized humans are being sent into Outer Space for the duration of the coronavirus, to ensure the survival of the species. Rocker Keith Richards and almost 100 year old actress and funny lady, Betty White, took off today from Cape Canaveral in Florida. The secret mission, known as Operation ‘Midnight Rambler’, has been planned for years and there have been many drills and training missions over the years. “They are being kept safe at a space station in an undisclosed location. All we can say is that they are safe, and when this all blows over, they will be brought back to Earth in time for the Rolling Stones tour.” said Nasa Spokesman Alex King. “If things take a turn for the worse here, the couple will immediately begin repopulating the earth.” When reached for comment, Keith joked “Yeah mate I am on Uranus and there are klingons here. So is your mom.” The space station is specially designed and equipped for this exact purpose. The duo will have all the comforts of home and they will have everything they need to survive long term. It is a self contained, self sufficient environment that can easily house 1000 people for 1000 years. Eh...wot?

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Lugnut] #6825564 04/01/20 12:37 PM 04/01/20 12:37 PM
Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 16,951 OH Catch22 trapper
Catch22 trapper Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 16,951 OH	Bless'em, they're Heroes!!! I kinda feel sorry for Betty though, she's takin one for the team. I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Lugnut] #6825650 04/01/20 01:59 PM 04/01/20 01:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 42,017 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 42,017 Northern Maine	That old hag is still around? Nevada bound

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Bruce T] #6825659 04/01/20 02:04 PM 04/01/20 02:04 PM
Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 8,737 Nebraska, Dawson County chas3457 trapper
chas3457 trapper Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 8,737 Nebraska, Dawson County	Originally Posted by Bruce T That old hag is still around? Rabid 'Anti animal use' proponent. As far as the original post, (even in jest) the world would be much better off, totally depopulated, than to be inhabited by their progeny. Happy AFD. Charlie Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm. NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: chas3457] #6825678 04/01/20 02:20 PM 04/01/20 02:20 PM
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,905 Central MN, sort of old MnMan trapper
MnMan trapper Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,905 Central MN, sort of old	Originally Posted by chas3457 Originally Posted by Bruce T That old hag is still around? Rabid 'Anti animal use' proponent. Charlie Really? I thought I saw her feeding cows to a crocodile in the movie "Lake Placid". I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Lugnut] #6825696 04/01/20 02:31 PM 04/01/20 02:31 PM
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 28,978 potter co. p.a. P pcr2 "Twerker"
pcr2 "Twerker" P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 28,978 potter co. p.a.	yep.

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Lugnut] #6825705 04/01/20 02:44 PM 04/01/20 02:44 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 42,017 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 42,017 Northern Maine	Biggest animal activist there is. Nevada bound

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Lugnut] #6826578 04/02/20 02:17 AM 04/02/20 02:17 AM
Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 7,694 Virginia 5 52Carl trapper
52Carl trapper 5 Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 7,694 Virginia	Still waiting for a punch line... I feel like going outside of my house and shake the hand of a perfect stranger then touch my face just so that I can forget about the time that I just wasted reading this gibberish.

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Lugnut] #6826726 04/02/20 08:42 AM 04/02/20 08:42 AM
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,738 Iowa C coydog2 trapper
coydog2 trapper C Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,738 Iowa	Joke is that Betty will not be able to reproduce for her age. LOL Life member of DAV,NTA,NRA,ITA.Also member of FTA,CBA

Re: Keith Richards & Betty White [Re: Lugnut] #6826778 04/02/20 09:24 AM 04/02/20 09:24 AM
Joined: Feb 2019 Posts: 1,553 Saucier, Mississippi Harrison ... T turkn8rtrapper trapper
turkn8rtrapper trapper T Joined: Feb 2019 Posts: 1,553 Saucier, Mississippi Harrison ...	Those 2 could stand at ground zero of a million megaton nuclear blast and survive. "Skin that smokewagon and see what happens"

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